be my anti-valentine

[Cross]

its that week again. when tons of pink and hearts and lovey dovey crap fills the air threatening to stifle and choke everyone in its path. 

 

well they can have their love and crap. we'll just bbq their smitten corpses and dance in the ashes of their roses and sentimental cards. 

 

have someone you want to send an anti-valentines card to? post them here! 

 

for instance:

 

@Illian Tear here's a card for you,

 

i do so hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. enjoy,

 

sincerely not yours, Cross

 

 

 

 

have at it folks just keep it fun and lighthearted 

[Illian Tear]

10 hours ago, Cross said:

 

@Illian Tear here's a card for you,

 

i do so hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. enjoy,

 

sincerely not yours, Cross

Oooof. Though camel fleas are an interesting curse to be given.

[Verbal32]

They taste like skittles, just sayin'.

[LilyElizabeth]

Not so dear Verbal,

 

May your kids climb all over you while you're sleeping.

 

Not yours, Lily

[Illian Tear]

So @Cross since you gave me a card it is NOT required I give you one.

[Cross]

i would prefer you not to, yes

[Cross]

@Verbal32

 

i do so dearly hope that the farts of fifty fists of trollocs embed themselves in your bones....*sniff sniff* oh wait...they already have. 

 

dont enjoy your day, 

cross

[Ryrin]

@Cross

 

 May you get no sweets this Valentine's & may insomnia visit you.

 

Ry