Happy Australia Day BBQ!!!

[dicetosser1]

 

Happy Australia Day peeps!!! Today is our National Day we we hit the Beach, play some Cricket, Drink some Booze! have a BBQ  and of course    drink MORE BOOZE!!!!

 

So Welcome to the 

 

                                                

 

 

 

 

Dice kicks the Jukebox over, one STACKED with great aussie Bands!  (no Zander there is no Silverchair in there!) and starts one playing

 

 

 

(disclaimer  there is at least one song in here that is suggestive but dont go badmouthing the Divinyls to me!)

 

 

 

 

 

[Nikonis]

Never one to miss a party with brew and BBQ'd foods...  Thanks for throwing it Dice!

[dicetosser1]

Skippy has fired up the BBQ

 

 

 

so dice starts laying out the meat

 

 

 

 

 

now that the meats on Dice sets up the Esky

 

 

 

filled with VB New Carlton Draught XXXX Blondes Bundy and Cokes all sorts of beer and spirits as befits an aussie Day BBQ!!

 

 

So cmon in, grab a Sanga, have a schooner or 6 listen to some tunes     and get ready for some Aussie Talk!

 

But most of all lets PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nikonis]

Cracks open a cold one and turns to Dice while waiting for others tp arrive.

 

Doubt you've heard anything the rest of the world hasn't... And from what I hear the original isn't exactly as favored in Australia as it was elsewhere, But I think everyone can agree when I say... Please let this new Crocodile Dundee movie be a huge joke!  Just looks so Terrible from the supposid teaser.

[The Bard Babe]

*comes in and dumps all the veggie patties and brings the sauce and bread* *shifts Dice off the esky to chuck in some Coopers* *dives into the pool*

We just chucked a bunch of chemicals into our pool so it'll be ready for Hottest 100 day, but today to might kill me or turn me radioactive or something, sooo I'll stick to the Band pool haha.

 

They're doing a new Crocodile Dundee? Why?!

[Nikonis]

Probably a better note... I heard la story on the radio of a teen in Australia who didn't come home.  Parents called the cops who said he probably ran away but Dad knew better... He took hos $ to the airport and hired a helicopter pilot to fly and look for his sons car.

 

It had gone off the road and the son was found and is alive and recovering thanks to dad's intuition that something was wrong and his son would not have run away.  Great Parenting!

[Nikonis]

** Sips his beer and waves to BB as she walks by and jumps in the water**

[Illian Tear]

*Grabs 3 dr.Peppers from the esky and walks away to sit down*

[dicetosser1]

oh HELL no!!  no more Croc Dundees!!!  

 

We DONT all talk like that!!!!

 

(well BB does....)

 

 

and BB! get outta the pool!  the Surfs right there!!!   points to 10 metres away!

[dicetosser1]

  On 1/25/2018 at 11:10 PM, Illian Tear said:

*Grabs 3 dr.Peppers from the esky and walks away to sit down*

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Gday Illian!  Hows it hangin?? Welcome to the BBQ and the band home.

 

Dude you need to wear this bro   dont want you getting burnt after all

 

 

hands Illian a Cork hat  

 

 

 

 

 

[Illian Tear]

I rarely get sunburnt, but ok.

 

*Puts the hat on* 

What if I want to wear a different hat?

[dicetosser1]

offers up an Akubra

 

 

[Illian Tear]

How bout this

 

[dicetosser1]

if thats ure style sure   might be a bit dressy for hanging with a bunch of thong wearers but whatevers ure juice!

[Nikonis]

  On 1/25/2018 at 11:11 PM, dicetosser1 said:

oh HELL no!!  no more Croc Dundees!!!  

 

We DONT all talk like that!!!!

 

(well BB does....)

 

 

and BB! get outta the pool!  the Surfs right there!!!   points to 10 metres away!

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Yeah, that's the feeling I got from it... They were funny but only if you take them as satire... But even then there is a line and the teaser really looks just stupid and not even attempting to be satire.

[dicetosser1]

 

Dice heads for the Esky muttering "croc dundee.....I need a DRINK!"

 

Drabbing a Carlton Draught 

 

 

After taking a deep swig he yells at the cook

 

 

"Skippy! dont forget the Prawns either!!"

[The Bard Babe]

*perks up* Oh are we at the beach?!!

 

*jumps out of the pool, drowns herself in sunscreen, and charges into the sea* *waves at Nikon and Illian* 

 

No no, newbie, only akubras or cork hats. Or maybe like a dodgy legionnaire cap like they make you wear in primary school. And hats are essential at the beach in Australia!! And most other times. No hat no play XD

[dicetosser1]

 

raises an eyebrow at the squire...."i know i dont like pools but even i dont call them poo......."

 

and we're in Oz u dopey Bananabender! Of COURSE we are at the Beach!

[The Bard Babe]

Hmmph. *pushes Dice off the esky for a coopers and sprawls out on a beach towel*

[dicetosser1]

throws a bucket of water on BB

[The Bard Babe]

*shakes like a dog and soaks Dice*

[Leyrann]

*Grabs a beer*

 

Thanks for the invitation Dice!

[dicetosser1]

No probs Ley!  You want a sanga?  or some prawns?  or will it be surfing first?

[The Bard Babe]

Why not all at the same time?

[dicetosser1]

THE SANGAS WILL GET SOGGY!