A Tale of Middle Earth: Game OVER

[seph]

holy hell yates. Why didn't you claim forensic investigator?

 

That is a damn op role, and now we don't have it anymore.

Sili he did everything but hard claimed here. Look back he says something about his role 3-4 times actually.

[Andrej]

I think I would make a sweet target for a pissed off Vig who is out for blood, yeah.

 

But we'll see, like I said.

[Yates]

I know nothing of 2.0 yates

WRONG.

 

You know Yates 2.0 has the EXACT SAME READS as Yates 1.0. Exact. And I'm following through on the wagon carnage from 1.0 - which is what any TOWN person should do. So wake up or get out of my way. Yates 1.0 was cranky Yates. And he was the nice one...

[Yates]

Also. I have an axe. And it needs grinding.

 

[Sili Quirrels]

 

holy hell yates. Why didn't you claim forensic investigator?

 

That is a damn op role, and now we don't have it anymore.

Why would I? And you're complicit in a major foul up. Enjoy that...

 

Lol. IT's like you intentionally sabotaged your team. BP is a typical scum claim. Forensic investigator should, if I'm not mistaken, prove their alignment by day 3 almost 100%.

 

I'm sorry that this fact was lost on you when you claimed, but you claimed very badly in a situation of tied wagons, while not actually being villagery yates.

 

now i accept the fact i should have read more before voting, but i'm pretty busy, and i'm a little irritated with you right now. so there you go. I think your death was very unnecessary for village and could have been prevented with a simple: i am this op amazing role and i resent everyone on my wagon for forcing me to claim, but i will definitely prove my alignment by day 3 if you give me a chance.

 

That's all you had to do.

[Sili Quirrels]

 

I know nothing of 2.0 yates

WRONG.

 

You know Yates 2.0 has the EXACT SAME READS as Yates 1.0. Exact. And I'm following through on the wagon carnage from 1.0 - which is what any TOWN person should do. So wake up or get out of my way. Yates 1.0 was cranky Yates. And he was the nice one...

 

This is true.

 

Yates is probably town for better or worse, still -_-

[Sili Quirrels]

I'm not happy with him being on my team atm.

[Sili Quirrels]

 

I guess we're just not gonna talk about the fact that Day wasn't supposed to end for another hour and change?

What's to talk about? Leelou scum had the power to end day phase early. But you probably knew that already. And here we are. You're still on the hot seat.

 

I need to do some re-reading.

Why? Why would we care about your reads? We know where they are coming from...

 

I'm not surprised if I die tonight.

You afraid the other scum team is going to target you for some reason when we have claimed masons on the table and you pushed the mislynch on the dead cop? You are the night target never. Unless we have a vig...

 

Yates, care to summarize in about a couple sentences why AJ would force 3 paragraphs and a tunnel on you when all the wagons were 1 or 2 votes. Seems very unnecessary for a wolf.

[monstrman]

Sili even on pog I can usually keep up with mashes

 

My new job makes it impossible to read this thread, making all my reads outdated and useless.

 

I can tell you from my gigantic reread that I found sili villagery and didn't like the way the yates wagon was handled but these are all things people know already.

 

There was one post by EP I didn't like but I'm far too tired to dig it up

 

I can't even respond to people's posts because I am at work for 10 hours out of every day

[monstrman]

I passed out with my phone on my face trying to catch up and am going to bed.

[monstrman]

Didn't make it very far. Skimmed past a lot of crap.

[monstrman]

 

I think i work too much to keep up with the game. I am now 34 pages behind

Long story short you lynched a bulletproof Town cop. Congrats.

Don't like the use of the word "you" here.

[monstrman]

I'm like a lost guppy iN a pond of posts

 

I'm prolly gonna get mislynched when people say "lol manbat is never around"

 

If I'm being honest I kinda don't even want to play and I'm forcing myself into this thread every time. I'm just burned out on life

[Yates]

Lol. IT's like you intentionally sabotaged your team. BP is a typical scum claim. Forensic investigator should, if I'm not mistaken, prove their alignment by day 3 almost 100%.

 

...I think your death was very unnecessary for village and could have been prevented with a simple: i am this op amazing role and i resent everyone on my wagon for forcing me to claim, but i will definitely prove my alignment by day 3 if you give me a chance.

 

That's all you had to do.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT?????????????

 

I would just like to say, for post game ribbing, you are so way off you may as well be on another planet. And if you are Town you will cry when I flip.

 

The funniest thing about all this is that you all are just assuming I'm joking about being the Flying Pumpkin because "lol Yates." Has it ever crossed your mind I have been fak claiming Flying Pumpkin for the day Darthe finally pays up on a debt? Just a thought...

I'm a bullet proof vig. That's what a Flying Pumpkin is.

Also, I'm Faramir - not that a role claim should ever dissuade a lynch.

So here's the deal.

 

I'm out in 30 minutes.

 

I'm going to flip a BP Town PR.

 

The PR may or may not have influenced the way I posted but these pushes have been objectively bad.

 

I suspect the scum on my wagon would be AJ, Hally, Verb - in that order. Sooh is also up there but has the excuse of being first on the wagon and too lazy to unvote.

 

Use that info as you see fit.

I think you missed those posts, though. Oh. Wait.

 

So here's the deal.

 

I'm out in 30 minutes.

 

I'm going to flip a BP Town PR.

 

The PR may or may not have influenced the way I posted but these pushes have been objectively bad.

 

I suspect the scum on my wagon would be AJ, Hally, Verb - in that order. Sooh is also up there but has the excuse of being first on the wagon and too lazy to unvote.

 

Use that info as you see fit.

-_-

 

So insincere. I don't know if you're saying this to fake claim BP because you want scum to never kill you, or if you are fake claiming BP because you want to dodge a lynch, but this isn't about postmortem.

 

I don't believe you.

 

 

 

 

Does anyone have any specific questions for me before I log off for the night?

Sure.

 

Why do I feel you could be scum this game?

 

Probably because you aren't Town. That's my hunch, anyway.

 

[v]yates[/v]

 

How stupid do you look and sound and FEEL right now? And WTF was up with you quoting THAT when you voted for me? You're an idiot. You knew I was Town and voted me BECAUSE of my claim you friggin moron.

[Andrej]

Yates go to bed.

[Yates]

Yates, care to summarize in about a couple sentences why AJ would force 3 paragraphs and a tunnel on you when all the wagons were 1 or 2 votes. Seems very unnecessary for a wolf.

Sure. Because all the wagons were 1 or 2 votes - and this is a hybrid hammer game - and he or his scum partner had the ability to end day early - and you guys are BAD at being Town.

 

Seems simple enough.

[Hallia]

 

Don't bother keeping up. This is dm mish mash style.

 

Give us your gut takes. <3

That's how Hally rolls, yo.

 

 

Don't be mad that most of the time my gut reads are better than your logic reads <3 <3

[Yates]

Don't be mad that most of the time my gut reads are better than your logic reads <3 <3

Did you see the flip you were responsible for? Only <3's for scum.

[Andrej]

 

Yates, care to summarize in about a couple sentences why AJ would force 3 paragraphs and a tunnel on you when all the wagons were 1 or 2 votes. Seems very unnecessary for a wolf.

Sure. Because all the wagons were 1 or 2 votes - and this is a hybrid hammer game - and he or his scum partner had the ability to end day early - and you guys are BAD at being Town.Seems simple enough.

And why does wolf!AJ gun for town!Yates in this world?

[Hallia]

Except I wasn't voting you?

[Hallia]

 

Official Vote Count Ten:

 

 

Pizza (1/13): Eldrick

Yates (3/13): AJ, Leelou, Sili

Eldrick (1/13): Pizza

Alot (1/13): Yates

Hally (1/13): Talya

Seph (2/13): Sooh, EP

 

Not Voting (15/24):

Alot, Alanna, John Snow, Thane, Krak, Taborline, Tress, Batassery, Laine, Tina, Seph, Dice, Zander, Verb, Hally

 

 

With 24 alive, it's 13 to lynch!  Deadline is 12:15 AM EST on Wednesday, the 13th.  

 

[Yates]

Oh mod with the mostest... is Sili voting or not?

So you unvoted Yates.

Then you checked to make sure the Yates wagon had three votes with Sili.

Mod confirmed Sili is voting Yates at 5:40.

And Day end was at 5:43.

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Coincidence?

[Yates]

And why does wolf!AJ gun for town!Yates in this world?

Hoping I'm other wolf team Yates? I have a quote from you to throw in your face but someone asked me to be nice so I won't.

 

More important matters. What do you think of the odd timing of the Sooh question and day end presented above?

[Yates]

Except I wasn't voting you?

Irrelevant.

 

What do you make of post 1197?

[Yates]

*I'm done being snarky - for tonight - just had to blow off some steam. Sorry to my snark targets and thanks for being good sports...