[Standard] Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia, Mafia Sweep

[Darthe]

Is Laya shooting in the night phase?

 

If so my self protect would clear this up at the cost of potentially protecting someone else but W/E, derp town is gonna derp.

[Tommyrod]

Let's add the fact that Des has had an incredibly pure game as far as posting and tone goes...

[Darthe]

His game has substantially improved in the past few months and, correct me if I'm wrong here but last I checked I've had a town game.  I'm getting called scum for having bad timing (aka life) and ???

[Tommyrod]

His game has substantially improved in the past few months and, correct me if I'm wrong here but last I checked I've had a town game.  I'm getting called scum for having bad timing (aka life) and ???

 

And going pretty freaking insane about 72 hours ago and claiming a PR that shouldn't be in this game?

 

I'm not 100% sure you're scum, but it's appearing more likely.

[Yates]

Can you guys slow your roll for a second. Pral hasn't even flipped yet. Why is everyone assuming he was telling the truth all of a sudden?

[Tommyrod]

Can you guys slow your roll for a second. Pral hasn't even flipped yet. Why is everyone assuming he was telling the truth all of a sudden?

Well it's what he claimed would happen -- the atrophy part.

 

I don't know why else he wouldn't flip. What scum mechanic would that be? A vengeful scum kill? Only if there's ~3 scum.

[Darthe]

 

His game has substantially improved in the past few months and, correct me if I'm wrong here but last I checked I've had a town game.  I'm getting called scum for having bad timing (aka life) and ???

 

And going pretty freaking insane about 72 hours ago and claiming a PR that shouldn't be in this game?

 

I'm not 100% sure you're scum, but it's appearing more likely.

 

 

I don't much care.  I am the friggin doc and you all are arguing to lynch me over a tinfoil I wouldn't even follow on.  I don't remotely have the time, patience or means to effectively stand around arguing a point so town can either accept my role or I'll die and call you all idiots post game as is appropriate.  

[Darthe]

Yeah Yates I can't see that coming from scum though to be fair this game already is close to crossing the bounds of what is accepted in a basic que.  

[Yates]

Alright. I guess I just thought that was a place holder for an incoming scene. Carry on then.

[hazelkrs1]

Lol Darthe. Just lol

[hazelkrs1]

You're flailing so much right now it's hilarious

[Darthe]

I'm failing yet you want to lynch an un'ccd doc who you are confirmed to know has a night ability when it doesn't make any sense for him to have any other night ability and you already fully reasoned that out.

 

Yet I am the one failing?  You're either scum, incredibly derp (which I don't think of you hence I think you scum) or this is a troll game.

[Tommyrod]

Oh to be clear I never said we should lynch Darthe first, or even soon.

If we don't get any doc saves or if he never gets NK'd -- then we worry.

You know, the usual intelligent way to handle claims?

[Yates]

I'm failing yet you want to lynch an un'ccd doc who you are confirmed to know has a night ability when it doesn't make any sense for him to have any other night ability and you already fully reasoned that out.

Why can't you be a role cop?

[hazelkrs1]

Wacky waving inflatable tube arm man.gif

[SickPuppets]

 

A gardener told me some plants move,

But I could not believe it...

 

Cory unhappily opens his eyes, smacks at his iPhone several times until he hits that stupid square button, then smacks at the screen until it goes into snooze. Some people had set morning routines; they woke up, ate breakfast, maybe went for a jog or read the newspaper, watched whatever morning program was on NBC at 7 AM. This was Cory's routine.

 

A gardener told me some plants move,

But I could not believe it...

 

The iPhone gets the Ray Rice treatment yet again.

 

Cory, at this point too alert to fall back into light sleep, goes through the mini-depression that is Monday morning. Is this really how adults function? Shouldn't I be jumping out of bed at 6:30 and running a mile and eating oatmeal and whistling into work?

 

All that worrying only made him more tired, and he finally started to lull back into a soft sle-

 

A gardener told me some plants move,

But I could n...

 

[Note to public: Do not actually throw an iPhone against a wall, they are fragile little things. No iPhones were harmed in the making of this Mafia game]

 

"Good morning, world."

 

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Cory had just finished shaving when the scale caught the corner of his eye. He hadn't been paying too much attention to his health recently; long work hours and a cold and long winter had taken precedence, but the damage couldn't be too bad, right? He still worked out when he could, he didn't eat terribly, maybe a cheat day here and there...

 

He took a step on the scale.

 

224.

 

"What?"

 

The moment hung.

 

"... What?"

 

This did not go smoothly for the man that was Cory Curren. What had let him go so far out of control? Had he stopped taking care of himself entirely?

 

Well, it was time for that bull to end. Today. He was dropping all of this extra weight and getting back into Alpha God shape, and now. No more heavy meals, no more laying around being lazy, none of that. It was time to get moving, time to abandon navel-gazing and start getting moving.

 

It was time to get swole.

 

A gardener told me some plants...

 

Oh, goddammit. It was time to get to work.

 

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Will Cory successfully get his ass back in shape, or will he melt into a pile of debauchery and laziness? 

 

Welcome to Does He Even Lift? Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia!

 

Gym Rats

 

1. Halligeddon [Hallia / csarmi]

2. Yates

3. TomStress [Tommyrod / Songstress]

4. Andrej - Almonds, Vanilla Town

5. Arsis

6. SickPuppets

7. Krakalakachkn

8. manbat

9. Body Burner nervositee - Wawa Food Markets, Independent Vote Thief

10. Darthe

11. Torrey_Smith's_Brother TGlems

12. TI [Turin Turambar / Ithillian] - English Breakfast Tea, Vanilla Town

13. Pralaya

14. TheSlenderMan - NutritionData.com, Town Cop

15. dicetosser1

16. GleMeri [TGlems / Meridian] - Dark Chocolate, Town Miller

17. Despothera

 

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Rules

 

1. As long as the game is ongoing, you may talk about the game only inside the game thread.

2. If you have a role which allows you to communicate outside the game thread, then you may do so only when allowed by your role, and only with individuals specified by your role.

3. You may not edit or delete posts in the game thread for any reason at any time.

4. You may not post screenshots of, or directly quote your role PM, mod communication, or any other game-related communication that originated outside of the game thread.

5. You are expected to be familiar with the rules, and you are expected to abide by them even if you think they are incorrect.

6. You are expected to behave civilly.

7. You may role claim or character claim whatever you please.

8. Each phase will end when specified by the moderator. The player with the most votes at this time will be lynched. If there is a majority, the phase will end as soon as majority is reached.

9. If you don't have the time to play, expect to be replaced or forcibly hydra'd. There is no post requirement, but expect me to be kind of a butthole about inactivity.

10. Nothing out of the spirit of the game - no making sig bets or anything like that. Be cool.

11. Your moderators are me and keyholder21. We'll do our best to give frequent votecounts and make sensible deadlines.

 

Sample town Role PM:

 

 

Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are [Character], [Role].

 

[Flavor].

 

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

 

Game Link: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/91064-standard-cory-vs-bad-dietary-habits-laziness-mafia-day-1/

 

Please do not post until the okay is given in the game thread.

 

 

I hate you Cory. I'm going to murder you brutally with my spears.

[Tommyrod]

13. Pralaya

 

 

[Darthe]

 

I'm failing yet you want to lynch an un'ccd doc who you are confirmed to know has a night ability when it doesn't make any sense for him to have any other night ability and you already fully reasoned that out.

Why can't you be a role cop?

 

It's the only scum role I could have that makes sense.  I could argue that I would have killed Des but that's debatable, especially after his night claim if people can switch actions.

[csarmi]

So I suppose Pray's been telling the truth.

 

Shoot preference:

 

1) Tommy (if you agree with my scum read on him, yolo shoot here cause we never gonna get him lynched ever... I'll take the blame if wrong, you take the credit if right)

2) Darthe (nuff said)

 

That's from me. Not caught up so mostly gut and where I'd been before. I suppose Hally will add hers later.

 

Dunno about TG. The best advice I can give is to analyze the exchange as closely as possible. Good luck.

[csarmi]

I literally just woke to a nightmare about this... won't leave my head. So there.

[Yates]

It's the only scum role I could have that makes sense.  I could argue that I would have killed Des but that's debatable, especially after his night claim if people can switch actions.

Fair enough. Just wanted to point out there's no reason to get too worked up when there could be a legit reason for concern.

[dicetosser1]

darthe it has occurred to me that tracker could be scum.

 

adding prals ability im starting to think town is OP.

 

i think at one point des was playing both sides but i dont have anything to point at him and say "you are scum!!!"

 

 

some of these thoughts also occurred to me regarding you. I suppose that if you are not the doc that its possible they just havent ccd you but that would be extremely odd. im more sold on you then des because of the role and because when you couple tracker with my lack of trust in des at any time i start needing shiny silver hats.

[Tommyrod]

I'm probably just gonna laugh until I cry if I get shot.

[Yates]

I'm probably just gonna laugh until I cry if I get shot.

What are the chances Des is a scum tracker? Like... 1%?

[Tommyrod]

 

I'm probably just gonna laugh until I cry if I get shot.

What are the chances Des is a scum tracker? Like... 1%?

If you're asking me this because you're scum with Des and he actually is a scum tracker then I hate you.

 

If you're asking me for my real opinion I would say it's probably even less than that.