Fortune Cookie Revival!

[U4ea]

Since it's the Chinese New Year, I thought it might be fun to revive the Fortune Cookie thread! 

 

You can find the original here: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/69324-fortune-cookies/

 

 

 

So maybe my last game idea fell flat on its face and I promise I'll stop up if this one fails.

What are some fortune cookie fortunes you'd like to see, hate to get, or love to give? For me, I like the idea of direct communication between a shadowy figure and the recipient.

- "What's the last thing you remember before you died?"

- "There is poison in your food."

- "We have a driver waiting for you outside."

- "Someone will try to follow you home tonight."

- "Powerful people are after you."

- "Don't sleep with her, she's trying to kill you."

- "This isn't your real family."

 

 

 

hehe... c'mon, let's have some (MORE) fun! 

[Ryrin]

You will live a short life.

[LadyWordsmith]

Your finances will take a sharp downturn. 

 

Dream big. It's all you've got going for you. 

 

This is not the fortune cookie you are looking for. 

 

Your homework is inside your dog. 

 

Behind this piece of paper is a cat hair. 

 

Thank goodness I'm out of that cookie! You don't want to know what that factory looks like.

 

The answer to tomorrow's quiz are 15, 22, and 3. 

 

The answers to 'yesterday's quiz are 15, 22, and 3. You missed them. 

[U4ea]

*laughs* Love them! 

 

 

 

 

He who laughs last... wait, did you just laugh?

 

This isn't a cookie.

 

You thought this was bacon, admit it.

[Ryrin]

Ignore previous fortunes.

[U4ea]

You will be rich soon.

 

Haha, gotcha!

[Ryrin]

The road to riches is paved with homework.

[Ryrin]

And you thought that was chicken.

[LadyWordsmith]

100% Recycled Fortune Cookie

[Ryrin]

Don't eat any Chinese food. It will make you sick.

 

It is always easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

[U4ea]

No bueno, mi amigo!

 

How do you say "you're screwed" in Mandarin?

 

Don't look now, but your girlfriend is eating your fortune Cookie.

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Winter is coming.

[U4ea]

Boo.

[LadyWordsmith]

No cats were harmed in the making of your meal.,, we think.

 

If you held this unbroken fortune cookie to your ear before you broke it you could hear the ocean.

[U4ea]

Your waitress had McDonald's for lunch. Think about that.

[Ryrin]

The end is near. It's your fault.

 

Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

[NeverTame]

I always thought many Lews Therin quotes would make great fortune cookie texts...

 

"I killed the world, and you can, too, if you try hard." (Real motivational, Lews, thanks for that!)

 

"Trust no one. Including me."

 

"I see you. Who sees me?"

[U4ea]

Lol, those are funny! That's it, I vie we dig for quotes from Randland that are just creepy fortune Cookie sayings in disguise...

[Ryrin]

The Dark One stirs in Shayol Ghul. The Shadow lies across the Patten, and the future is balanced on the point of a pin. This one is dangerous.

 

If you fell head first into a pigsty, you'd try to convince everybody you did it on purpose.

[Ryrin]

A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.

 

You are feeling generous and will leave a substantial tip for the server at the Chinese restaurant.

 

You seek to find meaning from a little slip of paper inside a little cookie. You are gullible.

[Zhon]

You will have a long life filled with expectations.  Whether you meet them or not remains to be seen.

 

Don't look behind you.

 

Soon the time will come for you to Sheathe the Sword.

[U4ea]

Ha! Love that first one!

 

The road to hell starts...oh, right. You just ate it.

[Ryrin]

Lol, those are good, Zhon.

 

Fortune not found. Retry or ignore?

 

You laugh now, wait till you get home.

[U4ea]

Don't look at me. I voted for burgers.

[LadyWordsmith]

Drink me. No, this is not a typo. 

 

Avoid the singing smiling cat. 

 

Follow the yellow brick road. 

 

Don't fire them until you see the whites of their expense reports. 

 

Today is a good day to diet. You should have read this before ordering the Mushu Pork. 

 

(A few literary or film themed options this evening Sort of a mix)