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Fortune Cookie Revival!

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Since it's the Chinese New Year, I thought it might be fun to revive the Fortune Cookie thread! 

 

You can find the original here: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/69324-fortune-cookies/

 

 

 

So maybe my last game idea fell flat on its face and I promise I'll stop up if this one fails.

What are some fortune cookie fortunes you'd like to see, hate to get, or love to give? For me, I like the idea of direct communication between a shadowy figure and the recipient.

- "What's the last thing you remember before you died?"

- "There is poison in your food."

- "We have a driver waiting for you outside."

- "Someone will try to follow you home tonight."

- "Powerful people are after you."

- "Don't sleep with her, she's trying to kill you."

- "This isn't your real family."

 

 

 

hehe... c'mon, let's have some (MORE) fun! 

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Your finances will take a sharp downturn. 

 

Dream big. It's all you've got going for you. 

 

This is not the fortune cookie you are looking for. 

 

Your homework is inside your dog. 

 

Behind this piece of paper is a cat hair. 

 

Thank goodness I'm out of that cookie! You don't want to know what that factory looks like.

 

The answer to tomorrow's quiz are 15, 22, and 3. 

 

The answers to 'yesterday's quiz are 15, 22, and 3. You missed them. 

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The Dark One stirs in Shayol Ghul. The Shadow lies across the Patten, and the future is balanced on the point of a pin. This one is dangerous.

 

If you fell head first into a pigsty, you'd try to convince everybody you did it on purpose.

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A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.

 

You are feeling generous and will leave a substantial tip for the server at the Chinese restaurant.

 

You seek to find meaning from a little slip of paper inside a little cookie. You are gullible.

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LadyWordsmith Proficient

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Drink me. No, this is not a typo. 

 

Avoid the singing smiling cat. 

 

Follow the yellow brick road. 

 

Don't fire them until you see the whites of their expense reports. 

 

Today is a good day to diet. You should have read this before ordering the Mushu Pork. 

 

(A few literary or film themed options this evening :wink: Sort of a mix) 

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