Cursing in the New Year

[hazelkrs1]

Alright so here's the deal. Instead of bringing in the new year with wishes, we're cursing our enemies instead. But here's the catch. Every time you post, you have to curse someone or something, and it has to one-up the person who came before you. To make this fun however, we're going to start small, and work up in tiny increments. No godmodding some crazy ass curse to wtfpwn the post, show that we here at SG are subtle enough with our evil to make small curses work toward the vanquishing of our foes....

 

 

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So I'll go first. This, the year of 2014, I hereby curse all fans of any team which has recently defeated my favorite sports team (coughMiamicough), and set upon them an entire HORDE of sock-stealing gnomes to bring to them a Sockocalypse, the devastation of the likes to be felt across the land. Every day nothing but mismatched socks, until THE END OF TIME!

 

BWAHAhaha 

 

[Hallia]

I would just like to curse all of my Forsaken-forsaken caregivers who like to call out all of the time 'too sick' to work.  THIS IS THE SECOND SATURDAY IN A ROW YOU'RE DOING THIS I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOINNNNNGGGG.  A pox of spoiled food in your fridge I say, a pox!  You go to put some milk in your cereal? It went bad a day early!  You going to make a sammich?  Oh what's that? Mold on your bread? *cackle*

[LilyElizabeth]

To the people at the disability office who think I have to work full time - Itching powder in your underwear. All of it. 

[hazelkrs1]

I would just like to curse all of my Forsaken-forsaken caregivers who like to call out all of the time 'too sick' to work.  THIS IS THE SECOND SATURDAY IN A ROW YOU'RE DOING THIS I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOINNNNNGGGG.  A pox of spoiled food in your fridge I say, a pox!  You go to put some milk in your cereal? It went bad a day early!  You going to make a sammich?  Oh what's that? Mold on your bread? *cackle*

 

I lerved this post btw. Made me lol irl.

 

 

To the people at the disability office who think I have to work full time - Itching powder in your underwear. All of it. 

 

 

ALL of it?!?! No wonder you're the Dark One...

[hazelkrs1]

To the heartburn which loves to plague me for hours after I overstuff myself, I curse you with.... oh Dark One what does heartburn hate... erm... eternal supply of acid reflux medication? Pictures of me being relieved and content? Imma just gargle with something nasty and call it a day. SERVED heartburn!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

to the woman in my office who never has the $2 she promised to contribute to the get well and retirement envelopes we pass around or chip in for lunch, or to repay the ppl who inevitably front her the bills, may her chickens (who, she claims, require every bit of leftover food we order, which she didn't pay for but did eat) brood on and hatch every single egg before her lazy husband can find it, leaving her with no eggies and a glut of chickens she can't escape from.

 

ok you have to know her to get that but trust me, she'd be whining about this for years.

[Nar Shadda Han]

To the teachers who incessantly push homework on the weekend, I curse you with an unending string of calls to come to the front office, and in doing so the class will hatch devious plans to stick pin needles in your seat, and hide your teachers book so nothing can ever get done, mwahaha.

[hazelkrs1]

To the people who keep ordering room service when I'm trying to train a new person at work, I curse you with... having to eat the food we prepare. Blech.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

to my manager with the grabbity creepiness issues - may your wife who works up frakking stairs from here change her break time and start making surprise visits.

[Hayl3y]

Cindy, so much anger ... tsk

 

*hugs*

 

Everything will be ok. I’m here for you

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

to the stupidity that made me think so little of the brain cells I frittered away and the resultant memory deficits that made me forget this thread completely... I wish a beer bong full of kamatchka vodka.

[Hayl3y]

vodka, beer, nah !

 

today in celebration of peace and love it will be tea, milk and cookies

 

 

now, what about all of us singing a nice disney song ?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

game pointses :)

 

25 to des for fine modding

 

20 each to

 

LilyElizabeth

Nar Shadda Han

Hallia

 

for fine playing

 

10 of my own to Che for gate crashing :)

[hazelkrs1]

Whelp, nvm- Cindy got it here too lol.

 

20 poiuynts out of my personal pool to Cindy for being so awesome at point tallies even tho she isn't a big fan of math lol

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

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[Hayl3y]

I hate math .. can i get points for that  ?

[Hayl3y]

game pointses :)

 

25 to des for fine modding

 

20 each to

 

LilyElizabeth

Nar Shadda Han

Hallia

 

for fine playing

 

10 of my own to Che for gate crashing :)

thanks btw !

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*bastes la chaequita*