What my teachers say

[Leyrann]

Every semester, the students on my school gather some of the funniest things my teachers have said that semester. Here are some for you.

 

Mostly my biology teacher from the last two years is good at it:

 

"With reproduction we wait until Oktober. Then you know how it works."

 

 

*student is to the toilet*

"I think he got flushed."

 

 

"I'm pretty strong, you know." *lifts flower pot*

 

 

*talks about his hurting arm and hits table*

"You see, now it hurts again." To the student that asked him about it: "Your fault, thanks."

 

 

"Plants have sex too, with pollen, but I prefer our way."

 

 

"Whoaa!! The board attacked me, it's alive.

 

Aah! Hello? It attacked me again, creepy board.

 

Bleh. Creepy board.

 

Student: Everything attacks you?

 

Yes, just you not, but that'll come.

 

In short, don't believe everything a teacher says."

 

 

But some other teachers are good at it too:

 

"Don't look that weird, or I'll throw a pen at you."

 

 

"Do you feel like physics?

 

Students: First hour, meh, etc

 

Do you know how depressing that is? Then you happily wake up with the thought: "Yeah, lets teach those students something, energize them, show them physics is fun!" and then you're sitting here with those lazy faces like "meh, I don't want to" while I'm teaching you full of enthausisasm."

 

 

"You will recieve a booklet about bullying, but hey, I'm not going to bully you with it.

Student: That depends, if you're making it homework..."

 

 

"To student: Would you like to do something for me?

 

Student: Yeah, okay.

 

Sit still and on four chair legs please.

 

Other student: But that chair only has two legs...

 

And don't be so adroit!"

[Talya]

[Niniel]

I like your teachers. :D

[Leyrann]

I do too. :) But then again, it's one of the best schools of the country (note that is not really more than a state in USA terms), so they can basically pick out the best teachers.

[Leyrann]

Geography teacher: And what causes that, you think?

Student: Ehm... The poles?

Teacher: Poles? Do you mean the Poles who work in our greenhouses?

 

(note: there are a lot of East European people who come to the Netherlands for a few years to work there)

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Haha, those guys seem awesome!!! I'm jealous!

[Leyrann]

Not from school, but still fun:

 

We've been having some problems with the coffie maker (is that the word) recently, and this morning my mother was making coffee with it, and when it made the "it's done" noise, she walked to it, to see it had no coffee, and my father just said: "Did you put water in it?" My mother: Oh wait... That's a good point."

 

In her defense, she hadn't had coffee yet.

[Panchi]

Physics teacher

we recently got that board on which things are projected installed in class. Speakers weren't working so we told her to hit the speakers.

She: I haven't hit a child in my life, how am I supposed to hit a machine?

*she hits, it doesn't work so*

she: kid, little kid, my sweet baby, start working.

 

 

Another time.

Everyone was tired and no one wanted to study. It was last period. So it was decided that we would sleep. Teacher puts down hear head, girls start moving from chairs, she puts head up, everyone freezes then she puts down. Same goes on for almost whole period.

[Panchi]

Physics teacher

we recently got that board on which things are projected installed in class. Speakers weren't working so we told her to hit the speakers.

She: I haven't hit a child in my life, how am I supposed to hit a machine?

*she hits, it doesn't work so*

she: kid, little kid, my sweet baby, start working.

 

 

Another time.

Everyone was tired and no one wanted to study. It was last period. So it was decided that we would sleep. Teacher puts down hear head, girls start moving from chairs, she puts head up, everyone freezes then she puts down. Same goes on for almost whole period.