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[ineedfourberfs]

First a parking ticket today, and now this.

 

No wonder I'm evil. A man can only take so much.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hahahaha ... how did you get a parking ticket?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Did you forget to buy a parking ticket?

 

With the absence of one usually causing the other to appear.

[ineedfourberfs]

For parking within 10 meters of an intersection.

 

Now, when you hear the word intersection, you may think "Oh... fair enough. That's dangerous..." But no. This was backstreets of suburbia, this was a one way street leading onto a t junction which itself was one way, and the traffic was coming from the opposite direction from the side on which I parked ie - every freakin' car in the world could see me.

 

Also there was a car parked behind me. The street was full of parked cars is what I'm saying.

 

Secondly also, I didn't even know that 10 meter bullsh was a law. That one I'll take part of the blame for.

 

 

 

The best part? two hundred and eighty odd freaking dollars.

 

Let's just say I'm going to Nimbin tonight to calm down. :P

[Ithillian Turambar]

No Way!!!

 

omg ... I would be ticketed so often lol. They got nothing better do do? And why is it so expensive?

 

If it's not double yellows it's fair game in my book :)

 

if you pay it quick is the amount halved?

 

I've not been to Nimbin in ages.

[ineedfourberfs]

No, where I work they really do have nothing better to do.

 

The irritating thing is, there is a privately owned parking bay up the road, which is something like $6 for the day. I had enough of paying that, but occasionally still park in there without a ticket because if they do come along, THE TICKET IS ONLY $80.

 

I know. I know.

 

I have no freaking idea as to the cost. It seems excessive. I've had a bloody speeding ticket cost half of that. Ugh.

 

 

 

I might have to set up a Ramen for Berf noodle drive. Although there was talk of a sexy bake-off going down at some point...

[ineedfourberfs]

And Nimbin is bloody marvelous this time of year! It's all rainy and miserable and still and calm... *cough*

[Ithillian Turambar]

You should definitely email and challenge it. They might not have taken photographic evidence that proves you were actually within the 10 metres that they said you were.

[ineedfourberfs]

I'll wager they bloody did. Like hounds they are. Hounds with paws capable of manipulating a digital camera.

 

Really is just a lesson that I should get out of bed 10 minutes earlier and get a better park.

[ineedfourberfs]

I'll wager they bloody did. Like hounds they are. Hounds with paws capable of manipulating a digital camera.

 

Really is just a lesson that I should get out of bed 10 minutes earlier and get a better park.

[ineedfourberfs]

I'll wager they bloody did. Like hounds they are. Hounds with paws capable of manipulating a digital camera.

 

Really is just a lesson that I should get out of bed 10 minutes earlier and get a better park.

[ineedfourberfs]

Triple post!

 

I WIN THE INTERNET!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Since you are so proud of this achievement, I won't offer to delete. Beside the BT is probably the only group where multiple crazy assed DM postings are a positive.

 

So ... you want to do some push-ups for points? I promise to make it an interesting subject.

[ineedfourberfs]

Nothing else going on around here. How bad could they be?

 

 

 

The last echoed in his head over and over, even as a wizened old man, decades later. What a fool I was, he thought, unsure if he had ever actually stopped being one.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Very well then. Go to the Village and give me 10 push ups on the subject of the 10 biggest mistakes ever made ever in the history of everything.

 

Have fun. Shirts are optional. Pants are not lol

[ineedfourberfs]

Tell that to your wonderfully tainty brethren. 

 

If I bring a receipt for new pants will the BT reimburse me the cost?

[Ithillian Turambar]

I think we only do Coats.

[Ithillian Turambar]

You can have any colour you like as long as it's Black.

 

 

Although in a certain light, mine may have a slight hint of midnight lol

[ineedfourberfs]

I can do black. I do black well. 

 

For the past two months my only pair of non work pants have been a pair of black jeans. Also my work pants are various shades of black.

 

inb4 got any blaaaacker?

[Ithillian Turambar]

I see a Berfer and I want to paint him Bla-ack.

[ineedfourberfs]

Excellent song. 

[Ithillian Turambar]

It's a Theme here I think. Along with Hotel California.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and red rubber ball.

 

go figger.

[ineedfourberfs]

I don't think I want to, to be frank.

[Ithillian Turambar]

It's ok. You don't have to be Frank.

 

He earns less than you anyway.