So I'm off to kidnap the keeper

[Barmacral]

What horrible things should I do to her? A good licking goes without saying. Probably tickle her mercilessly and put icecubes down her back. I am  open to other suggestions! I am also open to you all paying the ransom of... *holds pinky to the corner of his mouth* 100 billion dollars.

 

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ever read the ransom of red chief?

 

:)

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

There is some far too personal information in that OP.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... I was trying very hard not to notice that

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Put her in...*dun dun DUN*...THE BIG COMFY CHAIR!

http://youtu.be/XnS49c9KZw8

[Moon Sedai]

No! Not the comfy Chair Barm! It's bad enough she's gonna be with you for the rest of her life, but the Chair! NOOOO!

[Barmacral]

There is some far too personal information in that OP.

I fail to see what you are referring to. Perhaps I should put YOU in that comfy chair.

[Nynaeve]

Finally something I can get behind!  It also means I don't get a direct view of Barm, which is always a good thing.

 

 

 

Nyn

[JenniferL]

There is some far too personal information in that OP.

 

Man, I'm so glad someone else said something.