What did the envelope say to the stamp?

[Reyoru]

"Stick with me, and we'll go places."

 

 

.... :D

 

 

There's no shame in laughing :P

[Leyrann]

So bad, yet still funny.

[Ithillian Turambar]

I think it's more likely the envelope said, 'Bloody hell - I'm A4 size. That means it's gonna cost 90p if I want to go anywhere with you.'

 

Stamps are NOT a cheap date these days.

[Reyoru]

Nothing like a bad joke.

 

Aye, stamps are pretty extortionate these days. Letters are so much more personal than emails though - wish I wrote more.

[Niniel]

Hi Rey!

[Reyoru]

Hey Tina!

 

How fares Scandinavia? 

[Talya]

Rey...whoop how are you, nice to hear some bad jokes! 

[Reyoru]

Hey Talya! Good thanks, pressing on at uni. 

 

Lets hear a bad joke!

[Talya]

Where did the cow go on Saturday night

 

 

Moooovies...

 

(that was from my daughter)

 

I hope you get chance to hang around. Gald to hear uni is going well..how much longer?

[Niniel]

Hey Tina!

 

How fares Scandinavia? 

 

I will ask when I see her. 

 

 

A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I´m getting smaller!"

 

Doctor replies, "Well, you"ll just have to be a little patient."

 

 

I´m not good at jokes anymore. 

[Reyoru]

That was actually fairly decent. You've got to make it worse. 

 

Like this: 

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

 

 

 

"....get in the car".