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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's.


Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his good looks and martial arts ability. He then roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil appreciates a good irony and couldn't stay angry. They now play cards twice a month.

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I'm jumping in to add ones for Jack Bauer. On another site, I had a fun argument with another poster about Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer. So I'll happily trade Norrisism and Bauerisms, lol.


Jack Bauer once arm-wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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