Tainted Tunes

[Reyoru]

Reyoru, those are two of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

"Just a city gholam, born and raised in a stasis box" 5 points to Rey too. (Don´t expect me to remember this thread everyone that want to give it a try but poke me if you find a good one.)

 

Thanks lol!

 

Making these up are a load of fun!

[randomh3r0]

To the tune of "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty

 

She's a good girl, loves the True Source

Loves Saidar, and the White Tower too.

She's a good girl, crazy 'bout the Dragon

Loves Avhienda, and Min too.

 

It's a long day, livin in Rhuidean

there's no water, out here in the waste.

I'm a bad boy, cause I'm channeling the Power

I'm a bad boy, doomeds to go insane

 

And I'm The.... The Dragon

Yeah I'm The... The Dragon

 

All the Forsaken, no longer bound

Move against me, but I'll kill them all

and Fain is standing in the shadows,

we'll find out why... in AMoL

 

And I'm The... The Dragon

Yeah I'm The... The Dragon

 

I wanna marry, all three of these women

I wanna clense the taint from Saidin

I'm the Dragon, Reborn in the Third Age

And I lost my hand to Semirhage

 

And I'm The... The Dragon

Yeah I'm The... The Dragon

[randomh3r0]

Reyoru, those are two of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

"Just a city gholam, born and raised in a stasis box" 5 points to Rey too. (Don´t expect me to remember this thread everyone that want to give it a try but poke me if you find a good one.)

 

Thanks lol!

 

Making these up are a load of fun!

Let's hear another one!

[Reyoru]

[media=width="640" height="360&quot]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2exZurfc[/media]

 

 

"I'm a Darkhound"

 

Hound Hound I'm a Hound

I'm a Darkhound

Yeah

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

I'm a Darkhound

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

From town to town

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

I'm a real cruel beast

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Im on the prowl for a feast

 

 

Im gettin bugged chasing after the same old kids

Just a bunch of country bumpkins I'd love to get rid

 

My pack and me are always out to pwn

Yeah, we run and leave our pawprints in the stone

 

 

I'm a Darkhound

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

From town to town

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

I'm a real cruel beast

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Im on the prowl for a feast

 

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

I'm a Darkhound

Hound

 

Darkhound Hound Hound ooooo

Wah wa ooo

Wah wa ooo

Wah wa ooo

 

 

We always follow my nose cos its never wrong

And we've never missed yet - humans leave such a pong

 

All of the fellas kill - cause it's always right

 

Cos even we know better than to walk in the Light

 

 

I'm a Darkhound

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

From town to town

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Im a real cruel beast

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Im on the prowl for a feast

 

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

 

I'm a Darkhound

 

Hound

 

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

 

 

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound,

I'm a Darkhound

Yeah

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Wah wa ooo

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Oooo ooo ooo

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Ahh ooo ooo

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Ahh ooo ooo

Hound Hound, I'm a Hound, I'm a Darkhound

Ahh ooo ooo

[randomh3r0]

 

Im gettin bugged chasing after the same old kids

Just a bunch of country bumpkins I'd love to get rid

 

My pack and me are always out to pwn

Yeah, we run and leave our pawprints in the stone

 

lol! Very nice. I'll never hear that song the same way again

[Reyoru]

lol! Very nice. I'll never hear that song the same way again

 

Mission accomplished!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

XD BAAAHAHAAAAA fantastic! *needs to put on that song now and sing this version to it now*

 

Every song becomes that much more awesome when you WoT-ify it!

 

I'm trying to find my take on "When Love Takes Over" by David Guetta, I know I've saved it off somewhere... And working on a Will Young song atm :P

 

Just wondering if you did indeed end up doing that? Working on a new one now

Yepyep, but it's on the laptop which we don't have along on this hiking trip :P will post as soon as we get back home!

 

(Rand)

But I balefired Semirhage

Watched her burn as I choked your face

Well, threads burned while I cried

'Cause I heard him screaming

Out your name, your name

 

I balefired Semirhage

And I true powered the flames

Well, it felt something died

'Cause I knew that that was

The last time, The last time

 

Sometimes I climb up Dragon Mount,

That heart you caught must be for veins of gold

Even now when hope's already over

I can't help myself from looking for you

 

...I was just playing this song loud and singing this version along (finally cos we're in the middle of nowhere ) and especially the quoted part...gave me shivers :D it's so cool!!

 

Has Ayla seen this yet? She should post her Tainted Christmas Carols here. (BTW Nyan did you think of the Tainted Toons when you saw this? I did :P )

Haha totally!! *still wearing Gosnyan sig* :P

 

Will have to come back to this when I'm creative

YARR! :D

[randomh3r0]

*anxiously awaiting Nyanna's next entry to this thread*

[randomh3r0]

Ok, it's time....

 

(To the tune of "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley):

"Never Gonna Break the World"

 

We're no strangers to Rand,

You know the Dragon, and so do I,

And now we're learning to be Asha'man,

Seizing Saidin unlike any other guy

 

I just wanna channel the Power,

Gotta keep the madness at bay,

 

Never gonna Break the World,

Never gonna go insane,

never gonna get caught by the Reds and desert you,

Never gonna upset Taim,

I think I'll side with Logain,

until I follow the Dragon to Shayol Ghul

 

I've known I could channel, for so long

I think I saw a Fade, but I'm too shy to say it

If I was mad, I'd know what was goin' on

You delve me and say you can heal it...

 

I just wanna keep the madness at bay,

Now I'm healed, there's no more Fades...

 

Never gonna Break the World,

Never gonna go insane,

never gonna get caught by the Reds and desert you,

Never gonna upset Taim,

I think I'll side with Logain,

until I follow the Dragon to Shayol Ghul

 

Never gonna Break, never gonna Break

(Break the World)

Never gonna Break, Never gonna Break

(Break the World)

 

We're no strangers to Rand,

You know the Dragon, and so do I,

And now we're learning to be Asha'man,

Seizing Saidin unlike any other guy

 

I just wanna channel the Power,

Gotta keep the madness at bay,

 

Never gonna Break the World,

Never gonna go insane,

never gonna get caught by the Reds and desert you,

Never gonna upset Taim,

I think I'll side with Logain,

until I follow the Dragon to Shayol Ghul

[Songstress]

Oh God.

 

I can't decide if you deserve points for that, Random, or negative points for GETTING THAT SONG IN MY HEAD.

[John Snow]

Oh God.

 

I can't decide if you deserve points for that, Random, or negative points for GETTING THAT SONG IN MY HEAD.

 

He should get 2x points for getting stuck in your head.

[Songstress]

MINUS 5 MILLION POINTS TO RANDOM FOR RICKROLLING THE ENTIRE BT.

 

(not really)

[randomh3r0]

MINUS 5 MILLION POINTS TO RANDOM FOR RICKROLLING THE ENTIRE BT.

 

(not really)

 

hehehe, totally worth it! Besides, now you have a WoT version you can sing along with whenever that does get stuck in your head! (and at least I didn't include the video....)

[Reyoru]

Well played sir.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

spaaaaaammmmm is a many tainted thing....

 

yeah, i'm not good at this, sorry

[randomh3r0]

spaaaaaammmmm is a many tainted thing....

 

yeah, i'm not good at this, sorry

 

Lemme guess, was that to the tune of "Feeeeeelings....."

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

love is a many splendored thing....

 

 

i am not hitting the right demographic, lol.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

how can you do any better than the original tom lehrer, though?

 

[randomh3r0]

Ahhhh, got it. It's a solid start, gonna write the whole song? :)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

really, you can make tunes more tainted than these.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Ahhhh, got it. It's a solid start, gonna write the whole song? :)

 

erm... i only know that one line...

 

i was gonna just plagiarize some tom lehrer instead. i can't do better than he for taint.

 

once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? that's not my department says wernher von braun...

[randomh3r0]

how can you do any better than the original tom lehrer, though?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

 

I had never seen that before... that's hilarious!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

one of my favorite songs of the cold war...

 

you kids don't know what you missed.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

how can you do any better than the original tom lehrer, though?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

 

I had never seen that before... that's hilarious!

 

the man is a genius. still alive, and maybe even still teaching at harvard, tho... prolly retired.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

these are some of the songs i grew up on.... this was my childhood...