LET THE INSULTS FLY!!! (In WoT Language, of course)

[DaoineSidhe]

Alright, so as much as I love theories, and literary discussions, I thought it'd be a good change of pace to do something, well just FUN. So here's the idea: Give me your best insult, as rude, mean, or dirty as you want, BUT obviously, it must be in common word usage form from Randland. I'm not asking for your favorite quotes of characters cursing, but your own original quote extrapolated from Randland vocabulary. Here are some with I came up with:

 

"The Shadow consume you, you milk drinking Daughter of the Sands!"

 

"The Light burn your bones to ash, you goat kissing shea dancer!"

 

 

Just some starter material... AND GO! Could you come up with one to make Matt pause? We shall see...

[Edynol]

Bloody ashes, you light flaming, fade kissing, trolloc faced son of a bloody flaming goat!

 

Though I think the real challenge would be to make Uno gape. XD

[jsbrads]

Bloody ashes, you light flaming, fade kissing, trolloc faced son of a bloody flaming goat!

 

Though I think the real challenge would be to make Uno gape. XD

 

just bring in nynaeve to scold someone with profanity-free language, by the light!

[Edynol]

Pfft! You can tell flaming Nynaeve she can bloody well go finger fishing for cherries if she flaming thinks she can come tell me how to bloody talk

[DaoineSidhe]

Nynaeve's language is not oh so clean anymore either lol.

 

She'd tell someone to "go eat sheep swallop and bloody buttered onions. When you're done, you can wash it down with your mother's milk in a cup!" if she thought they deserved it.

[muddasssir]

I would love to add a bit of goat kissing of my own but I am too tired to even think straight so keep up the good work and get those ill begotten sons of trollocs which are fades I guess

[Mr Hindley]

Pfft! You can tell flaming Nynaeve she can bloody well go finger fishing for cherries if she flaming thinks she can come tell me how to bloody talk

 

OK, that one is a very strong contender - I love it :)

[jsbrads]

go eat a peach

[Edynol]

Go tickle a mule.

[kght22]

flaming light blinded child of a trolloc addled slip skirt

 

EDIT: tried for the dirtiest thing possible, i fear it is too blatant though for twot. oh, and "finger fishing for cherries" = +1+1+1+1+1