[Advanced] teh lolz Apocalypse Mafia - Game Over - Congrads Mafia

[John E. Kelley]

Well of course you will. It's the job of women to make us look better that we actually are. /kidding

[Songstress]

It's not so much our job as our mission in life.

 

When we stop wanting to, that's when you need to watch out.

[John E. Kelley]

I watch out for you guys regardless. There are some things that men just don't understand and women are number one on our list. Seriously, we need food, drink, fast cars and sex, not necessarily in that order. We're easy to understand. You, on the other hand, may as well be Sanskrit.

[Gabriel Kross]

*steals Ishy's keys while Songstie is busy* Party in the Tahoe! (don't tell Songstie or Ishy)

[John E. Kelley]

*steals Ishy's keys while Songstie is busy* Party in the Tahoe! (don't tell Songstie or Ishy)

 

Shit, no need to hide it. If there's a party in the Tahoe, let there be no doubt, I'm the one pouring the drinks.

 

And give the keys back to Tress, I'm not spending another night in the holding cell with Otis Campbell (kudos if anyone gets the reference).

[Songstress]

When did this party move to Mayberry?

[John E. Kelley]

When did this party move to Mayberry?

 

I knew there was a reason I loved you.

[Kaylee]

Sounds like I"ve missed a lot of fun

[Songstress]

Drunk Mafia™ is always fun.

[Kaylee]

Sounds like it lol I can only watch from the sidelines though

[Kaylee]

Though I do have rythm

[Songstress]

Quite all right. I'm drinking hot tea with honey. Working in the morning, and someone's gotta make sure Ishy makes it home alive.

[Netbattler11]

I watch out for you guys regardless. There are some things that men just don't understand and women are number one on our list. Seriously, we need food, drink, fast cars and sex, not necessarily in that order. We're easy to understand. You, on the other hand, may as well be Sanskrit.

 

QFT. Although speaking as a teenaged male, i'm putting video games on that list.

[Kaylee]

Yeah that would be a good thing. For once I'm not the driver! lol

[Netbattler11]

Also nice new sig kaylee. My entire circle of friends suffers from that.

[Netbattler11]

WHy does Ishy need to get home? Can't he crash here?

[Kaylee]

Thx! I'm suruprised to find out just how many suffer along with me.

[Kaylee]

Designated driver, reporting for duty :)

 

Here's muh keys oh lovely one. And where the hell have you been anyways? I've been stranded here on muh barstool for hours now.

 

And we're not going home yet, there's a lovely little jazz bar around the corner I'm ready to hit.

This is why he needs one.

[Songstress]

He can get into all manner of trouble when playing Drunk Mafia™. You ducked out of the Tophats QT in Wes' game too early.

[John E. Kelley]

He can get into all manner of trouble when playing Drunk Mafia™. You ducked out of the Tophats QT in Wes' game too early.

 

Ducked out too early? I won that mutha. Me and Meesh. Last two standing. Cuz I'm a bad ass mofo like that. Respect muh skillz.

 

Okay I got lucky and everyone left me alone. I'll take it and talk shit about it though. I'm tha WINNAH!!!

[Songstress]

I'm saying Maw ducked out of the QT too early to see what havoc you can wreak. You appeared to be talking yourself right into a lynch that one night. Kept you busy arguing with me, didn't I?

[John E. Kelley]

I'm saying Maw ducked out of the QT too early to see what havoc you can wreak. You appeared to be talking yourself right into a lynch that one night. Kept you busy arguing with me, didn't I?

 

You didn't trust me. You never trust me. My feelings are still hurt.

 

And me wreck havoc? I'm lucky that I can mess up a ham sandwich. My skillz are highly overrated. I just skate through on the skillz of my teammates.

/it is known.

 

And talking myself into my own own lynch? Isn't that what Drunk MafiaTM is all about? Have a shot and feget about it.....

[Songstress]

I know, your feelings are so hurt. I can still see the bruise on your ego.

 

I'd offer to kiss it and make it better, but we all know this is a PG-13 board, and that is definitely not your ego.

[Kaylee]

[Basel Gill]

I know, your feelings are so hurt. I can still see the bruise on your ego.

 

I'd offer to kiss it and make it better, but we all know this is a PG-13 board, and that is definitely not your ego.

 

That, and if you have the creeping crud, you shouldn't be kissing anyone anyhow.