Warning: I have a New Pet

[Christine]

Sakaea found her for me.

 

 

 

 

This is my new pet. She will be roaming the halls with a bright Pink collar on. She will attack if you speak ill of me. You hurt her, then you will recieve my wrath.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, she is still a baby. And, she is especially being trained to attack all Ewoks. You have been warned.

[Gabriel Kross]

*kills the pet then stabbys Christine* Oh I'm sorry I guess you didn't get the memo we're having cat at banquet tonight but it seems Sakaea had run off with the cat we shall just take this back now...

[Nynaeve]

I'll just tell Verbal to start carrying yarn balls. That should be sufficient.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Verbal32]

I'll just tell Verbal to start carrying yarn balls. That should be sufficient.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

 

I'm going to pay for my MIA for quite a while, aren't I?

[Naeann]

Will you just keep trying to attack my cour'souvra until I give you the gmt Christine? -sighs-

[Nynaeve]

Yes.

 

 

 

Nyn

[Christine]

I want it all.

 

 

 

*burns EP*

 

 

 

BAD! NO!

[Sakaea]

You stole my pet!!! I forgives you *stabbity* on one condition...she's our pet. And every other day her collar will be blue, not pink. *nods*

[Gabriel Kross]

lol it's dead anyways Sakaea we cooking it up now unless you want to put the blue collar on a cooked kitty...

[Christine]

She has been reincarnated. Instead, we will be serving roasted phoenix!

 

 

*gives her back to Kae*

 

 

Tis ok. I'll take her sister.

[Gabriel Kross]

*eats the sister kitty* oh and its hard to cook a phoenix with the whole them already being on fire thingy just sayin

[Christine]

She has been reincarnated. Instead, we will be serving roasted phoenix!

 

 

*gives her back to Kae*

 

 

Tis ok. I'll take her sister.

[Christine]

I like my bird wet.

 

*douses EP with a bucket of water*

[Gabriel Kross]

Phoenix flames dont go out silly! :P

[Melanas]

That sounds like a challenge... *grabs a can of liquid nitrogen and aims it at EP*

 

And by the way, nice kitty! Does she have a name?

[Gabriel Kross]

*blasts Mel with fire*

[Christine]

Hmm. I haven't named her yet...

[Sakaea]

Hmmm....me either. We need to think of a good one....Viola comes to mind, for some reason.

[Gabriel Kross]

Hmmm....me either. We need to think of a good one....Viola comes to mind, for some reason.

 

Because viola is something you smash when people hand it to you!

[Melanas]

Hmmm....me either. We need to think of a good one....Viola comes to mind, for some reason.

 

Because viola is something you smash when people hand it to you!

 

*Brushes the char from her hair*

 

Okay, the fire I can forgive... but do NOT slander instruments. *bristles angrily in warning*

 

And I think Viola's a lovely name. It's a flower, and it's an instrument, and it's not just any instrument, it's an instrument that is so unique it has its own clef. Or at least it's the only one to borrow the alto clef (unless we start talking about tenor viols, but I'm sticking purely orchestral here!).

[Christine]

I do like the name Viola!

[Reyoru]

By innocence I swear, and by my youth

I have one heart, one bosom and one truth,

And that no woman has; nor never none

Shall mistress be of it, save I alone.

And so adieu, good madam: never more

Will I my master's tears to you deplore.

[Gabriel Kross]

I've never read or seen Twelfth Night but I've head those lines somewhere before Rey

[Reyoru]

They are fairly famous lines, they're bound to have come up somewhere.