Koreans are trying to drug me...

[ed2funy]

This weekend, I went to Emart with some pals from my shop.

We have a Katusa (Korean Augmentation to the US Army) in our shop, so it's like having a free translator.

 

 

Anyways, you know how some stores have samples once in awhile?

Yea, Emart has samples all the time. And it's crowded...

They have 2 or 3 sample booths in every dang aisle.

 

So, I was tasting a strawberry drink that was pure squished up strawberries (Yummmmmm).

And then, down the aisle, there was a lady offering some milk-like substance.

Sure! Why not, right? Take a sample.

 

 

One sip and BAM!

It was alcohol. D:

Hell, there might have even been roofies in it for all I know.

 

Luckily, I have the rest of it to my buddy.

*doesn't mention that it tasted great*

>.>

[LilyElizabeth]

How else are they going to have their way with you, bro? They have to drug you. Oh, wait. This is Ed........ never mind.

[Naked~Frog]

Was it milk from an alcoholic cow?

[bhskeeper11]

This weekend, I went to Emart with some pals from my shop.

We have a Katusa (Korean Augmentation to the US Army) in our shop, so it's like having a free translator.

 

Anyways, you know how some stores have samples once in awhile?

Yea, Emart has samples all the time. And it's crowded...

They have 2 or 3 sample booths in every dang aisle.

 

So, I was tasting a strawberry drink that was pure squished up strawberries (Yummmmmm).

And then, down the aisle, there was a lady offering some milk-like substance.

Sure! Why not, right? Take a sample.

 

 

One sip and BAM!

It was alcohol. D:

Hell, there might have even been roofies in it for all I know.

 

Luckily, I have the rest of it to my buddy.

*doesn't mention that it tasted great*

>.>

 

 

FIXED.

 

This is a much more accurate representation of the outing in question, I'm sure.

[ed2funy]

@ Kate. Nice try on points.

 

 

Lily, I have class! >.>

 

 

Froggy, I suckle on your mother's teet. Now talk about second-hand drunk!

[LilyElizabeth]

I'll give Kate 20 pts for that.

[Naked~Frog]

*Is embarrassed*

 

Oh... no I'm a frog. My mother has no breasts... and neither do i *stares jealously at other women* ... *chugs alcoholic milk*

[bhskeeper11]

*nudges Froggie and whispers*

 

It makes me really wonder who he thought your mother was...

[Naked~Frog]

Oh my... That would be quite the misunderstanding... Maybe she gave birth to another nude frog?