Things you should never say

[U4ea]

I thought we could have fun with this one. You don't have to be at all serious in your responses!

 

So, what are some things you should NEVER say on a first date if you're interested in a second one?

[U4ea]

To quote Dr. Sheldon Cooper: "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."

[Ryrin]

You gonna eat all of that ?

[Naked~Frog]

"Don’t look now, but I’m 98.9 percent sure that my parole officer just walked in. S@!*. Make that 99.9 percent"

[Perfexionist]

"Hold on, it's my husband/wife, I need to take this."

[Naked~Frog]

"You know, I have a daughter who's about your age... you guys look a lot alike!"

[U4ea]

LOL, too funny.

 

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

[Ryrin]

For a guy: "My sister-wives are going to love you."

 

"People always confuse "jail" with "prison."

 

"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

[Naked~Frog]

haha!

 

"Do you mind if I stare over your shoulder while you talk? I only brought you here so the waitress could see I have friends... she's so hot..."

 

"Thank you for giving me your address a day in advance so I could pick you up. I have this thing for sleeping people and you looked great."

[Ryrin]

These are funny!

[Perfexionist]

"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

 

That's great.

[U4ea]

You don't look anything like Julia Roberts. I thought all girls from Georgia had big teeth.

[Ryrin]

“This is my first date since high school.”

 

“Do you mind if we eat first? I need to take my medication by seven.”

[Naked~Frog]

I like this thread. It's beautiful.

 

"Before we begin, I am obligated by law to let you know about a few things..."

 

"Hope you don't mind that I'm a nudist."

 

"I'm a stay at home son."

[Wren of the Brown]

If he's paying: "I'll take a second entree as well but could you box it? It's for my cat."

[U4ea]

LMAO gotta feed the kitty!

[Ryrin]

“You don’t mind if I put my parents on speakerphone, do you? Here, say 'hi' to my dad.”

 

“So then I said, ‘How DARE you brush up against my jacket?!?’ And I stabbed him in the face.”

 

“I’m sorry, are you actually saying that you think vampires aren’t REAL?!? Wow. Just, wow.”

[Aiel Heart]

Don't ever tell someone you care about that you hate them

[Naked~Frog]

Nope, never.

 

"I once cut down the neighbors tree just have a better look through their bathroom window."

[Wren of the Brown]

"Let me show you my Pokemons."

 

"I knew I was in love when I found you on Facebook so many months ago!"

 

"So. Velociraptor buttsex." (I have used this line to break the silence among friends @_@ )

[Ryrin]

"Let me show you my Pokemons."

 

"I knew I was in love when I found you on Facebook so many months ago!"

 

"So. Velociraptor buttsex." (I have used this line to break the silence among friends @_@ )

 

 

Lol..

[Naked~Frog]

I would agree that the top one is bad because it would be pokemon not pokemons even if it's plural :P

 

"Sometimes I just lay in the corner and act like a carrot."

 

"Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to become a serial killer? Murder must have some form of appeal if they keep going back to it... Does anyone know that you're here?"

[U4ea]

To tag onto your last one, froggie:

 

"I've been watching CSI for years! I've thought about it and I bet I could get away with killing someone. It's pretty simple, really. All you have to do is..."

[Naked~Frog]

Haha, yes!

 

"Sorry if anything strange happens on this date, an unhappy ghost is currently haunting me."

 

"The thing I like about Harry Potter and Twilight is that both are actually true stories."

[Wren of the Brown]

"Because they're both about me. I am a psychic vampire and I use that energy to alter reality. It's amazing. And I know you're one of us. I can open your mind."

 

Someome once made that offer to me. I very politely laughed myself silly in his face. What a dork. I'm snickering as I think about it.