King of the Hill

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*Unleashes Worms on Perfexionist*

 

King of the hill

[Leyrann]

*channels the hill on Kudaran*

 

I am king of the hill!

[Turin Turambar]

*climbs slowly up the hill watching carefully as a meteor knocks Ley off just before I get there*

 

I am now the King of this here hill.

[Perfexionist]

The hill opens up and swallows Turin.

 

I'm king of the hill.

[Crimson_Ayla]

*smushes Perf like a banana*

 

Yoink

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yoink- wait, what?

[Perfexionist]

Calls a pink hammerhead shark upon Ayla.

 

Rawr.

[Crimson_Ayla]

Double attack!?!?!

 

Shocking!

 

*sets rabid mongeese on Kudaran and Perf*

 

My hill *nodnod*

[Perfexionist]

*still quivering from mongoose attack*

[Turin Turambar]

*is spit out by the hill causing Ayla to go rolling down the hill in a squeal of laughter*

 

Rex atop da hill

[Leyrann]

*climbs on the hill, just in time to see Turin stumbling over his shoelaces, and rolling down*

 

Ego rex sum.

[Perfexionist]

I'm taking Latin, but I've only taken one semester. "Sum" means "I am", but I don't know the rest of it.

 

Walks to the top of the hill and Leyrann can't stand being in the presence of such an elementary Latin speaker.

 

I'm king of the hill.

[Aiel Heart]

*Steals Fex's cane and yanks him off of the top of the hill with it*

 

I am princess of the hill :D

[Perfexionist]

Retrieves cane. Climbs hill with cane. Activates cane's flamethrower ability to knock AH off the hill.

 

I am king of the hill.

[Crimson_Ayla]

*still laughing, pokes Perf with a stick*

 

 

*the stick has bananapiranhas tied to the end of it*

 

 

*sits on the top of her hill and makes daisy chains*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*sneaks up behind Ayla and huggletackles from behind*

 

*struts over hilltop*

[Turin Turambar]

Turin sees nya atop the hill and devises proper gambit. He walks boldly up the hill holding something behind his back. Once near enough He reveals the Oscar^TM. Nya runs toward the treasure. Turin steps to the side at the edge of the hill's steep descent, handing over the statue. The extra weight causes Nya to roll down the hill.

 

I have resumed my proper place.

[Perfexionist]

Moves some of the ice on the roads onto the hill. Turin slides off.

 

I'm king of the hill.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*tumbles to a stop at the bottom of the hill and crouches over her treasure* My preciousssss.....

[Cawstrife]

*stares at the hill and facedesks*

[Perfexionist]

Still king of the hill...

[Cawstrife]

*waves at perf*

*hopes somebody knocks him down from behind O.O*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*finishes burying her treasure and once again rivets her attention on the prestigious hill*

 

With a little help from some of my fiends...

 

FOOOOOORTH EORLINGAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*gallops back and forth across her hilltop* WOOOHOOO!

 

[Perfexionist]

Oh wow it is going to take a little more manpower now to reclaim it.

[Perfexionist]

Gathers an army of his own.

 

Let's do this.