Kaf for Mother

[Gabriel Kross]

So I was tasked with obtaining Kaf for Mother, so I figured I'd share the epicness of it with everyone!

 

 

So it starts out like this...

Hey there Phoenix! Good to see you here

Would you do me a favour and head on over to the Reds? Tell them I sent you to ... uhm ... fetch me some of my favourite Kaf.

 

Quest accepted!

 

 

I finally escape the evil AH's clutches :P and find a random Red Aes Sedai.

 

"Excuse me miss Aes Sedai, Mother sent me to um I guess get her some Kaf, you wouldn't happen to be able to tell me who I need to talk to would you?"

 

Red Aes Sedai, "Why yes I was just on my way to deliver it myself, be a good lad and take it to her for me."

 

"Yes Aes Sedai"

 

Kaf hunting skill increases by 5

 

So I bring the Kaf back to the tavern for Mother, and on the way I swipe a bottle of tabasco sauce. Before going in to the common room I spike the Kaf with the entire bottle.

 

Deviousness increases by 5

 

I finally bring the Kaf to Mother...

 

"Here you go Mother, the Kaf you asked for"

 

Hands the Kaf to mother...

 

 

Fixed your quote box. Fnorrll

[Basel Gill]

If you use the whole bottle, won't that be enough to change the color of the Kaf, and make it obvious that you did something to it?

[Gabriel Kross]

lol no Kaf is black isn't it? adding color to black just makes it black

[Basel Gill]

Well, it's actually a dark brown. Adding a full bottle of tabasco would make it less dark, with a distinct reddish tint.Maybe you can pass it off as cherry flavored.

[Gabriel Kross]

Well, it's actually a dark brown. Adding a full bottle of tabasco would make it less dark, with a distinct reddish tint.Maybe you can pass it off as cherry flavored.

 

yes!

[Tynaal Consen]

Mother knows her kaf.... Just saying :P And she loves hot stuff too - as far as I remember

[Elgee]

*Elgee sits lost in her own world, making little "oooh" and "aaaaaah" noises as she delicately nibbles at her Lindt Dark chocolate with Chilli. A slight flush suffuses her cheeks, and a knowing smile plays across her lips. Her attention is diverted slightly when the newest Tower Initiate approaches her, Kaf cup in hand. Elgee eyes him up and down slowly from beneath heavy eyelids as she licks the last bit of chocolate heaven from her upper lip. *

 

I do like something with a bit of ... bite.

 

So what can I do for you, Phoenix? Oh! Kaf! For me? Why thank you! *She takes the proffered cup and takes a deep sniff of the delicious aroma ... delicious ... her face screws up and a violent sneeze shakes her whole body and spills the Kaf ... mixture ... everywhere.* ... eeewwwww vinegar! What on earth is in that Kaf? *She takes another, much more cautious sniff* ... sheeesh seriously no ... you put TOBASCO sauce in my KAF?? That stuff should be banned! They desecrate perfectly good chillis by adding VINEGAR to it!

 

*Glares at Phoenix while wiping smelly stuff from herself.*

[Turin Turambar]

Shoulda went with the straight habanero Phoenix. That much vinegar could choke a donkey.

[Gabriel Kross]

QQ good tabasco Kaf was spilled, such wastefulness!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

I uh, may be wrong, but I think she probably just wanted you to experience the ter'angreal in the red quaters. Mother likes to perve on I mean ummmm inspect all the new male initiates.

[Gabriel Kross]

There are Ter'Angreal in the Red's quarters? Good thing I didn't make it there huh!?

 

BTW! I'm not sure it's wise to give out Red secrets... they might get you >.>

[Elgee]

One did ... *sniggers*

[Gabriel Kross]

OH! Looks like my warning came to late >.>

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*rattles handcuffs* I'll give you a bag of gold if you find the key to these...

[Gabriel Kross]

Oh you mean this thing Mother dropped as she spazed from the Kaf scent? You sir have yourself a deal!

 

Gives Fnorrll the key!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*throws phoenix a bag of gold*

 

Aha! The key! Now if only I had the balls to use it...but tyntyn would kill me :(

[Gabriel Kross]

Now the question is why would Mother have your key?

[Basel Gill]

Now the question is why would Mother have your key?

 

How do you know it's his key? It could be the key to just about anything.

[Gabriel Kross]

because Fnorrll confirmed it >.>

[Elgee]

He also gave you a "bag of gold" ...

[Gabriel Kross]

Oh, YAY GOLD!, now maybe I can use this bag of gold to bribe peoples so I can start my training!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Mother has spares to everyones keys *nodnod*

[Aiel Heart]

I'm "evil" now!?!?!?!?

 

Last time I try to save a newbie.

 

:P

[Gabriel Kross]

I'm "evil" now!?!?!?!?

 

Last time I try to save a newbie.

 

:P

 

Of course you're evil, you made me move to a Stedding

[Aiel Heart]

*Blinks confused*