Teh alphabet game.

[Netbattler11]

So, here is how this is going to work. Assuming it works at all. Each person posts a word that begins with the last letter of the last person's word. So, if the previous word was Tower, my word could be roach, and the next word could be house. Repeating letters is fine, but try not to repeat words too often or use really common ones like the, and, or, etc. For a twist, you need to put the word in an amusing sentence. So, I'm going to start with A:

 

Why is there an Aardvark in the tavern?

 

So the next person uses a word beginning with k, and so on and so forth. Go!

Edited September 14, 2011 by Mawthtex

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and why is king kong following it?

Edited September 15, 2011 by cindy

[Netbattler11]

Ah, could you bold/italicize/somehow emphasize the word the next person is supposed to use? Forgot to say that...

 

But the really strange part is the gorilla...

[Turin Turambar]

That was being ridden by an Aiel.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and licking its rider.

[Turin Turambar]

causing him to giggle.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

right up until the eagle swooped down on him.

[Netbattler11]

and ripped the egg from his grasp.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

giving the gorilla something to think about.

[Netbattler11]

But the gorilla had a sad lack of grey matter.

[Windrunner]

Luckily the gorilla's friend Yak spotted the disruption

[Netbattler11]

but she had trouble with the key to the gate.

[Windrunner]

So, she Yelled and yelled

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

until a druid appeared to help her.

[Windrunner]

His name was Danidoff the Vine.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and he was fair of hood.

[Netbattler11]

He used his roots to ground the eagle.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but she ripped herself free and flew away

[Netbattler11]

Although her claws exhumed the egg.

[Turin Turambar]

causing the druid to exclaim "drat!"

[Windrunner]

Reacting quickly, Danidoff went into a Trance and began conjuring his most notorious spell *Brimstone and Bees*.

[Turin Turambar]

Once completed the ground erupted in a spray of Bees, and an odd odor permeated the area.

[Louise]

After which, everyone within a 100 mile radius of the blast started displaying signs of extreme madness

Edited September 15, 2011 by Louii

[Rhea]

Groaning and hearing voices in their heads.

[Louise]

They decided that they should gather up all that had been affected by the tainted odour and build themselves an imposing black Tower.