The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[Imperium]

I'm not used to having that effect on Women....

[Wolfst3r]

That was quite the reaction.!

[IzaliaFox]

*enters and see everyone wearing loinclothes* "Umm.. maybe it was a bad idea about getting a drink here... especially if I have to wear one of those..." *points at the Pink loincloth tied around Imperium's head*

[Wolfst3r]

'Tis really just a piece of cloth in return you get so many more things...

 

Like alcohol and companionship

[Kaylen]

*wakes up and keeps her eyes shut* ugghhhhhhh i'm BLIND!!!!

[Wolfst3r]

You'll be fine in a moment when it wears off.

[Kaylen]

I don't think it will... I need a drink...

[Krakalakachkn]

Barkeep!

 

Get this girl a drink! And get me one while you're at it.

[Corki]

Yes, Barkeep! There are a load of thirsty Banders!

[Kaylen]

*sighs* the barkeep is quite a slacker isn't he?? *walks behind the bar, almost tripping a few times because her eyes are still closed* Now... where is that bandy he was talkin about... *starts feeling around random shelves*

[Wolfst3r]

*starts slamming his mug into the table chanting*

 

BANDY... BANDY... BADNY

[IzaliaFox]

*walks over to Kaylen* "Here let me assist you, since your eyes are closed" *grabs the bottle of Bandy and turns and fills Wolf's cup* "Hmm I wonder what they pay the Barkeep to be doing this job"

[Wolfst3r]

We pay him with shits and giggles i've heard *hic*

[IzaliaFox]

*shakes head* "wow no wonder he isn't around at the moment..." *looks at Imperium and gestures at Imperium's legs* "sir I know I am only a recruit and it's probably not my place, but could you please put some pants on. So that the lovely Kaylen here can open her pretty little eyes?"

[Wolfst3r]

*vomits in corner*

[IzaliaFox]

*looks at Wolf, then throws him a Bar cloth* "your wiping that up! do it again and I'll make you lick it up!" *remembers that he is not the barkeep and chuckles at his comment*

[Wolfst3r]

*stands up and gets hit in the face by a cloth*

 

*washes himself in the face*

 

Nah i'll get a bucket and flush it...

 

*goes to get bucket*

[IzaliaFox]

"that works to..." *chuckles again* "Why do I have the feeling that I'm not gonna like what happens to me when the real bartender gets back?"

[Kaylen]

Psh... the real bartender is a big teddy bear... don't worry... and if he were here doing his job you wouldn't have to worry...

 

and by the way it would probably be best to mind your language.. This is a PG-13 forum, and while I know how kids are these days it's better to act like these are precious sheltered children and not use profanity when posting so as to protect them

[Wolfst3r]

That's really a teddybear? I always just thought he was lazy *hic*

 

(I'll try to keep that in mind)

[Kaylen]

Well he does seem to be lazy too... but he's also nice.. so the likely hood of getting in trouble isn't very high...

[Wolfst3r]

I forget whether that is good or not *hic*

[Kaylen]

Well.. depends on if you like getting in trouble or not

[Wolfst3r]

Good point!

 

Your logic is valid it seems

[Imperium]

Its not proper Bandy if it comes in a bottle.

 

You see those massive Barrels, that is your Bandy (it all adds to the flavour!)