[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[paetric]

Anyway you look at it, someone is going to be having fun.

[Smiley73]

yeah especially with more than 6 billion people on one planet

[paetric]

yeah especially with more than 6 billion people on one planet

 

Thats a lot of wax....

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... so these thoughts are now mine by definition... the dark one will be pleased...

[paetric]

Those are good thoughts to be known for!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'll try to embrace that thought

[paetric]

*is glad no one is in the room to see me laughing at Rugrats All Grown Up.

[Leelou]

But now we all know.

[Leelou]

So, I had this friend in high school and somewhere along the lines he made it his goal in life to kill me.

[Aiel Heart]

And now my computer says I have to take a shower...

 

O.o HUH?????

 

His computer has a timer on it that tells him when to shower. He's mentioned it before.

 

*blinkblink* .... Interesting......

 

*is glad no one is in the room to see me laughing at Rugrats All Grown Up.

 

Heheheheh. That belongs in the guilty pleasures thread

[Turin Turambar]

What method does he intend to use? Bad driving, unsafe roller coasters, Tequila, Brownie overdose?

[Leelou]

Attempt 1.

 

We were sitting in his basement watching Mission Impossible. I had a glass of soda in my hand resting on my leg, he had a pair of scissors. He pretended to throw them, and really let them go. The scissors broke the glass right at where I was holding it and a shard of glass cut my finger.

[Leelou]

Attempt 2.

 

I was sitting in a field with headphones on and reading a book, out of nowhere he runs up and I can feel the vibrations in the ground so I look up. He jumps over me, missing kicking my head right in the temple by a couple inches.

[Leelou]

There were other various attempts, but I think by far number 1 was the most serious.

[Leelou]

He would just get this look in his eye and I knew he was going to try something. To this day I still would not trust him anywhere near me with sharp objects.

[paetric]

But that's ok.

 

Wow that post doesn't fit in with the story you are telling now!

 

Why didn't you kill him first?

Edited October 12, 2011 by paetric

[Aiel Heart]

Because she's nice :)P

[paetric]

She's of the shadow.

[Turin Turambar]

The "watch this!" look. Even unstated it is still the mating call of the ambulance.

[Aiel Heart]

Hahahahha Turin you make me smile very often

[Leelou]

Well, we were still friends and clearly he didn't succeed. I don't know where that streak came from. I trusted him enough to be alone with him watching a movie.

Edited October 12, 2011 by leelou

[Aiel Heart]

Did you ever publicly humiliate him?

[Leelou]

Not that I recall.

[Aiel Heart]

Hmmm..... The Taint has him....

[Leelou]

Aye, that it did.