[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i was being mean to a poor little ewok.

[eclipse0]

There's nothing wrong with that...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but he's an ewok. a little fuzzy creature. poor dear thing. and then i grammared you for no reason at all. i am the evillest person at dragonmount. except that XXX guy maybe.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh, you were so right. i feel miuch better now. why, he's just a giant rodent, my natural dinner.

 

i feel so good i might just not make it to work tomorrow.

[eclipse0]

Nah, I don't care about getting grammared. If grammar were so important in everyday life, people who write for a living wouldn't have editors. It never bothered me :)

 

Also, he maybe small and fuzzy, but he is neiter dear nor poor. Have no pity for the ewok, it's a ruse to lure you into coming within face stabbing range...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i stab lower. he should be worried.

[eclipse0]

Some people don't learn their lesson until it's too late, ask John Wayne Bobbit...

[Naked~Frog]

That's a very good point.

[Naked~Frog]

Like a pointy thing.

[Naked~Frog]

But not

[Naked~Frog]

SInce it isn't an object.

[Naked~Frog]

Someone is angry...

[Naked~Frog]

Wowzers.

[Naked~Frog]

Go to youtube and search "Elijah Wood Glozell" and watch the first thing that comes up. It gets amazing.

[Naked~Frog]

Today I rode in a car blaring pony rap songs.

[Naked~Frog]

It was fun.

[eclipse0]

Elijah Wood was pretty good in the Fight for Your Right to Party revisited video, though that last scene was unnecessary...

[Leyrann]

see, that's the thing. it's not always a mistake. accidents are often just exactly that. where i drive, the number one cause of accidents is deer collision, and there's nothing you can do anout that most of the time. and that can kill you, and it can cause you to lose control of the car and kill others. if you're lucky it just kills your car.

 

then there's snow and ice, and other bad road conditions, like a tiny bit of rain on a road that's been dry long enough to get greasy, or leaves, or sudden potholes, washouts, trees or power lines down. doesn't matter how much experience you have, that can mess you up good.

 

my best friends once called me in a snowstorm - they were one wheel off the cliff at the side of the road. i have no idea what they thought i could do about it. they managed to maneuver back on, but with all the cliffs and snow here, it goes the other way as often as not.

 

a friend of mine was driving home one snowy night in 97 and had the once in a lifetime good luck to have a tree crash down on his hood. the thing just came down from too much snow weight, and he just happened to drive past as it came down. nothing to do but pray. but when you have an accident, time slows down enough to pray alot. he was super lucky it hit the hood and not the passenger compartment.

 

then there's freak weather and sudden high winds. again, nothing you can do about it. just hang on and pray,

 

and my favorite thing most people never think about - the driver, you or the other guy, has a heart attack, a stroke, a seizure, a sleep seizure, or looks away just at the wrong moment, and boom. or grandma whillikins drives up the exit ramp cause she went old in a hurry.

 

i pray before i drive, every time. and i always prepare to die in the car, because it's the most dangerous thing i do. and because we're rarely, maybe never, in control of anything. if you're not comfortable with the concept of G-d, you can call it the universe, or luck, or fate - but when stuff happens, it happens.

 

sorry about the doomfulness. but if it's any consolation, the prayer really works for me. and the speed limit, and the room i give other drivers, you know, in case of unexpected human behavior.

 

so, good luck with the driving.

 

(and i got dozens of bad car stories, but i'm holding myself back, cause i have way exceeded most of your attention spans, sorry.)

 

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What's this?????

 

This thread is the 100 000 post thread, Cindy!!!!!!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's a post, ley. please don't be so judgmental.

[eclipse0]

He doesn't like to read, he just likes to type

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i like to watch.

[eclipse0]

Because you are Switzerland?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

because being there is one of the best movies ever made.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's the thinking person's forest gump. forrest? forest? dunno. but being there is better.

Edited August 25, 2011 by cindy

[ed2funy]

lmao. People can make long posts.

 

I generally don't because I lose my train -