Welcome Juggler to the Taint

[Talya]

Okay everyone, a big welcome to Juggler, who has newly joined up, a lovely new and shiney, wet behind the ears civie, who can't wait to be all tainted up, at least he will end up that way whether he likes it or not

 

So juggler, tell us a bit about yourself, or a lot, or something you just made up!

[Adella]

Welcome to the BT Juggler! *give him a freshly backed pie* Compliments of the Settlement.

[Juggler]

Thanks For the Lovely Introduction Boss (Is it ok to call you that )

 

Hiya All (looks at tasty pie with relish*)

 

I am in fact a juggler from the South coast of England (Southampton) I perform semi-professionally (I have a boring office job too) mostly as a fire breather, spinner and bender for parties, events, promotions etc, so felt the obvious choice was to join the black Tower or the itinerent trade of Gleeman (The Tower seemed a much more convivial establishment than a local hedge) due to my vicious streak of sending sheets of fire across the sky, floor or intervening spaces.

 

I'm into my gaming and will have my Xbox back online in January, I also have a wii and a DSi if anyone wants to have a little race give me a shout (Mynci on Xbox Live) As Racing is my preferred genre (or add me if you need canon fodder for 1st person shooters)

 

I am a little unhinged (another good reason for the BT choice) with very little sense of shame and a heavily scientific background.

 

I run a circus skills festival in Dorset (England) In June each year called Southern Lights festival where 500 hippies invade the Jurrasic coast for workshops shows and music and lots of hugging (blasted hippies) so if you want to learn a skill comoe and say hi

 

if you have any questions about me, ask away - the worst that will happen is I'll set you on fire lol

 

* Not that kind of relish

[Toy and Minion]

Juggler, are you ready to face the awesome trials that lie ahead? Your days will be spent maintaining a flame in your open palm. Your punishment for releasing the flame before the time declared by your instructor will be severe, and entirely up to the instructor. You will be at their mercy, or lack thereof. Nights will be spent locked in a cage, to enjoy the finer points of life with the Taint.

 

Juggler, do you stand ready to choose between the divine hand of the Light, Taint included, and the dark pulsing boil that is the Shadow?

 

If so, congratulations.

 

And Welcome to the Black Tower.

 

I haven't been part of a welcoming wagon in far too long...

 

 

 

 

Asha'man Toy and Minion

Penguin of the Light

[Juggler]

Oh I'm rarely on there but if you want to add me on facebook my full name is Lee Broomfield and my profile pic is me juggling balls in front of a sign sayiing no ball or throwing games OR the glowing outline of my glow suit lol

[Talya]

I used to live down your way...well not too far away in good old Pompey for a couple of years.

 

I wondered if you liked to juggle, you will provide some entertainment when we get fed up with playing the 'Fling Led by air' across the room...

 

 

 

half way to being tainted already, thats what I like and Boss is just fine, I go by many names, I'm usually easy going...honest! *quicjkly hides all the other civies hanging upside down off the nearest wall*

 

 

[Tiinker]

Chyeaa! I will BE with those hippies..!

 

Did you take science in Uni? Its what im lookin to do.. leads onto the most options in my opinion :)

[mcs0083]

Welcome to you Mr. Juggler!

[Juggler]

Chyeaa! I will BE with those hippies..!

 

Did you take science in Uni? Its what im lookin to do.. leads onto the most options in my opinion :)

Lol - I do like to give the hippies the run of the field - If you don't exercise them they get antsy...

 

Yes I did science at Uni - My Course was Sport & Life science BSc (Hons) basically Human Biology, Physiology, Biomechanics, ecology sports injuries and Genetics with a bit of snowboarding and windsurfing thrown in to stop you killing yourself from stress - A good way to learn what bit of your body is hurting and why

 

Balance a flame on my palm - Have you been watching my videos? I can balance one on my face now :o)

 

Thanks everyone for your Kind welcome *hugs*

[Toy and Minion]

Oh yeah, sure, fine. Ignore me. I get it. It's not like I'm an Asha'man who could give you points for humoring me or anything.

[Adella]

Oh yeah, sure, fine. Ignore me. I get it. It's not like I'm an Asha'man who could give you points for humoring me or anything.

Wait wait WAIT! HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! 3rd levelers (or would it be called 4th levelers? idk) get to give out points don't they??? *waggles eyebrows at Toy, then stops...* Wait, I'm a 3rd leveler...

I am a little unhinged (another good reason for the BT choice) with very little sense of shame and a heavily scientific background.

*waggles eyebrows again, and gets out a loincloth*

[Juggler]

Oh yeah, sure, fine. Ignore me. I get it. It's not like I'm an Asha'man who could give you points for humoring me or anything.

 

Sorry Boss I suspect the taint is already effecting my memory *wonders if anyone notices quick apologetic back pedal*

 

I am ready for night-time, cage bound, flame balancing Sah! *salutes smartly*

Quick question - is the cage a cube? inequality and poor balance unhinge me slightly and I find myself tickling inanimate objects which can lead to bad results.

 

*grabs loincloth and proceeds to do dairy milk dance* (Sorry for those who haven't seen the english dairy milk advert with the eyebrows) ahhh shame my old friend - you shall not find me here lol I've worn a coconut bikini.

 

*Raises the stakes with some revealing cossack action*

 

 

Thought I'd add a couple of pictures of me so you know what you're dealing with

 

me at night...

[Toy and Minion]

Sorry Boss I suspect the taint is already effecting my memory *wonders if anyone notices quick apologetic back pedal*

 

I am ready for night-time, cage bound, flame balancing Sah! *salutes smartly*

Quick question - is the cage a cube? inequality and poor balance unhinge me slightly and I find myself tickling inanimate objects which can lead to bad results.

 

 

The taint is a good excuse.

 

Slightly unhinged? Not good enough. Your cage will be in the following shape:

 

 

We'll see just how unhinged you become after that.

 

Nice pic, you're well on your way to earning my favor.

[Talmanes]

Welcome to our Tainty Abode!

And I suppose that answers my question of whether or not you can juggle...lol

[Juggler]

Hiya Talmanes - Yes I can Juggle - 5 balls is about my max comfortably - I can occassionally do 6 but learning 6 balls takes about a year of hard practice and I just don't have the time atm. I can juggle Clubs and Staffs (a little bit) Yoyo a bit, Do poi, and am a true Staff Master able to move and spin sticks without even needing my hands anymore especially fun doing 2 or 3 at the same time on fire And I am currently learning to do the magic floating cane and various other magics

[Toy and Minion]

And I am currently learning to do the magic floating cane and various other magics

Oh, Juggler. I thought you were a juggler, not a witch.

 

[Juggler]

to be fair most of the magics is Fire magic and levitation as well as disappearances, nothing witchy just good ol fashion making things burn and disappear lol.

[Talmanes]

Fire is always fun in my book!

*is a little bit pyro*

You seem like quite the character though, it would definitely be interesting to see you perform IRL.

[Talya]

This is the BT, a little Fire doesn't go a miss, especially when entertaining at dinner, though i really shouldn't burn the guests next time, singed hair doesn't smell that nice and put me off my Pie! Well not exactlyu as NOTHING can put me off me pir...especially Lemon Merangue Pie...*drools*

[Toy and Minion]

As long as that fire is produced by the One Power, and not by magic.

[Juggler]

No it's definitely the one power, the magic is just gleeman showboating to earn a crust on the road.

 

I can find some images of the weaves if you like, very obviously woven threads of fire making a clear patterned weave.

 

Ooo lemon merangue pie

 

I was on the BBC 2 culture show performing at the Firegathering so if you ever watch that you may have seen me. I was on the Cuban brothers piece about festivals about a year or so ago.

[Toy and Minion]

Hmm...

 

I've got my eye on you. If I see any fire, air, spirit, water, or earth, in any combination, and no weaves, I'm taking you down.

 

 

Now who get's the first piece?

[hotpocket2006]

Welcome Juggler! *whispers* Don't eat the pie, they do weird things to it. You don't even want to know.

[Juggler]

Welcome Juggler! *whispers* Don't eat the pie, they do weird things to it. You don't even want to know.

Awww and I do so like pie

 

*throws Caution to the winds*

 

I'll have a piece it is my welcome after all never was shy of being a pig á la Guinea.

 

ooo tangy

[Locke]

*throws Caution to the winds*

 

*throws Cauthon to the winds* Something about learning to fly before reaching the ground...oh wait, that was Perrin...*shrugs and plays frisbie with himself and the pie*