Welcome Juggler to the Taint

[Toy and Minion]

*pikes Locke in the eye*

 

Something about giving up half the light to save money on your car insurance.

 

*reads note again*

 

Oh. You wanted me to poke him in the thigh?

[Talmanes]

Ah Lemon Meringue, the best of all the pies.

[Locke]

*sends DSage away in a spaceship*

 

Something about discovering daughters on the ninth moon.

 

*thinks back on it*

 

Oh wait, you have to marry them too?

[Toy and Minion]

Well, I guess it's out in the open. Can't keep up the charade any longer. I am married to the ninth moon of Jupiter. Her name is Sinope and she likes caramel in her water.

[Locke]

Would this be the correct time to commence the emotion flavour Pity?

[Toy and Minion]

Yes, it would seem appropriate for me to taste pity for the rest of you.

[Locke]

Is it good?

[Toy and Minion]

Meh.

 

Kind of like marmalade.

 

Or Marmaduke.

[Locke]

*thoughts of Saracens float across brain*