How long can this thread get by the time I get back?

[Mirshann Uuranor]

That's right.  I doubt your spammy prowess. :P

I want to see how truly spammy you lot really are and leave this thread here while I'm gone moving and such.

No garbage one word spam posts either. ;)

 

I want integrated into your spaminations the following:

 

• cheese (as many types as possible)
  
• monkeys
  
• pirates
  
• chipmunks
  
• a herring
  
• a shrubbery
  
• the lyrics of
  
  
• Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
  
• a cow
  
• the PG-13 sign
  
• a giant rubber ducky
  
• Bela
  
• sparkling vampires
  
• a sack of rats
  
• jell-o
  
• a can of aerosol cheese
  

 

Have fun and see you all when I get back on the 9th. ;D <3

[mmeeshal]

All those things at once? :o

 

Or just over time? :D

 

*drags Edward Cullen into the thread, along with Carlisle, the living Ken Doll Lookalike*

 

There's one subject to knock off the list. :P

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Over time works.  Use as many as you can as much as you can. :D

[mmeeshal]

*grins cheesily while sampling cheeses from all over the world*

 

I'm a little cheese Muenster! >.>

 

*accidentally runs into a cow eating some shrubbery with angry monkeys yelling at pirates who stole a herring from them and gave it to Bela (the Dark One), who is sitting on a giant rubber ducky and making jell-o*

[Aust]

I imagine this will get quite long. And what would one do with a giant rubber ducky? Just imagine the possibilities!

[alannalynn]

While eating swiss cheese at the pool, this monkey came and stole it from me. I then realized he was a pirate monkey, because he only had one eye (an eyepatch was on the other  ;)). This pirate monkey was apparently in league with a chipmunk named Dale, he told me, and they were on an adventure to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring. I didn't question their insanity but instead left the pool, with my chedder cheese this time, and sat underneath the nearby shrubbery (because we all have shrubberys) and began to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row..." while the monkey and chipmunk named Dale danced for me. Unfortunately, I did NOT have any coconuts, but I did have an assortment of utensils (rocks, paper, scissors) to make the noises for me..

 

After a little bit of singing about coconuts and making horsey noises without actual coconuts, Zachary Quinto came up to me with a lizard on his shoulder. Asking him what he was doing with the lizard, Sylar replied that he saved it from being crushed by the cow next door. Apparently the cow was doing non PG-13 things with this poor lizard, and Spock came along to save the day with his pointy ears.

 

Allowing Quinto to join in, we sang together, bumped "coconuts" and had a jolly time with the monkey and chipmunk named Dale. Until the GIANT RUBBER DUCKY arrived. Little did we know, the GIANT RUBBER DUCKY was inching it's way out of the pool, growing GIANTER all the time! As it reached the nearby shrubbery where we were all enjoying ourselves, the GIANT RUBBER DUCKY demand in a loud voice "Where is the sparkling vampire and his whore Bella?!" I, being a smart arse, and not believing in total nonsense, informed the GIANT RUBBER DUCKY that they were "fictional characters" and did not exist. Along with this, I explained the history of vampires and how they ACTUALLY do not sparkle, and they can be killed with wooden stakes, sunlight, or holy water.

 

The monkey and chipmunk named Dale, while I had the GIANT RUBBER DUCKY distracted, had been collecting a bag of rats (with the aid of Spock's death-grip), and they were preparing to scare the GIANT RUBBER DUCKY away with said bag. The GIANT RUBBER DUCKY was not impressed, but instead chased the monkey and the chipmunk named Dale away into the forest of shrubberies. I never knew until many years later that they really did make it out alive...

 

Thanking the magical powers of the herring, I was glad to hear my faux-coconut-sound-making buddies were well and living in a town called Ni, where they wouldn't be bothered by crazy adventures. The GIANT RUBBER DUCKY had died in a strange encounter with a can of aerosol cheese.

 

So, there I sat, with Zachary Quinto by my side, underneath the shade of the shrubbery, singing about my coconuts, dreaming of happy tiny rubber duckies and their magnificence, wishing I had more cheese. Nobody ever told me the cheese was spoiled and I had imagined the whole thing, but I was happy in my fantasy world, with the sexy Quinto/Sylar/Spock and my songs and utensils. Time to get back in the pool, maybe duckies will be normal sized there.

[Locke]

• Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

[Aust]

sparkling vampires

 

[alannalynn]

I wish I had a giant rubber ducky. And Zachary Quinto.. *Sigh*

 

Also, bump

[Locke]

*is on LoA, so not much help*

[mmeeshal]

*flyingtacklepouncehuggles Eebs*

 

Don't you dare go away!!!

 

*staples him to the thread*

 

*next to a PG-13 sign*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*has had the Coconut Song stuck in her head since she posted this* <_<;

 

Saying "Roll-a bowl-a ball, a penny a pitch!" :D

[Talya]

I've got a lovely pair bunch of coconuts

 

*pouncerugbytackles Mirsh*

 

Good to see you back.

 

How did the Move go?

 

Get this to 10 pages before the end of Sunday and I will give everyone 10pts. (no double, triple or whatever posting) ;D

 

now GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*licks Tal* <3

 

*also licks the thread*

Still too bland. :(

[alannalynn]

*pokes thread*

[Kemian]

*watching the pirate ships sail by*

 

so we seem to have covered everything in the list...

 

just down to random spamming now then

 

[Mirshann Uuranor]

This thread needs more cowbell.  Which is closely associated with cows.

Therefore this thread needs more cows.

 

 

 

 

 

And jell-o.

Lime jell-o.

*nods sagely*

[Kemian]

mooooooooooo

 

*sits in a field of cows to enjoy a bowl of lime jell-o*

 

mooooooooooo

 

better?

[alannalynn]

MooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!

[Locke]

*shakes dah cows hand*

 

Sort of semi nice to meet you, in a "I hope I never see your face again" type of way. :)

[Kemian]

not a fan of cows Locke?

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Lucy, I'm hoooome! ;D

 

What's this?  Still only two pages? :o

How disappointing.  You dishonor us all. 

 

That's right, I said it. 

Dishonor.  Dishonor on you. 

  Etcetera and so forth and such.

 

:(

 

 

 

 

;)

[Locke]

Cows can cool themselves.  >.<

[alannalynn]

... not my fault. :) I posted a story! :P

 

And and "Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A LITTLE GLASS VIAL!" lol. :P

[Mirshann Uuranor]

AJ:  And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery.

(Graverobber's voice )

 

Locke: