The Stocks. - July........ED!!!!!

[Talya]

JULY STOCKS

 

 

 

 

This month it is

 

ED

 

So feel free to throw rotten veg and fruit at the restrained Storm Leader. A nice bit of RPing doesn't go a miss. Br creative, I'm sure Ed will appreciate it!

 

:D

 

 

[el Nynaeve]

This ought to be fun. ;D

 

*picks up a particularly over-ripe watermelon with a flow of air and flings it at eddie's head*

[Little Miss]

*raises hand* Sooo... Does Eddie get an award if he put in the stocks every month? :P

[mmeeshal]

She scurried silently through the trees, stopping occasionally to put down her heavy burden and shake out her arms.  It would be really convenient, she thought to herself, if I had some string to tie this to my back....

 

Sighing, she bent down to retrieve her load and continue on.

 

For another few minutes, she traveled onward.  Some animals, passing through the trees on business of their own, stopped and stared curiously at the strange squirrel.  She didn't notice them.

 

Finally she reached her destination, at the edge of the stand of trees.  She looked up the trunk of the one tree she needed to climb, and took a deep breath to steady herself.  Her arms were barely long enough to touch the trunk of the tree around her bundle, but she got enough of a grip to start climbing.

 

She only made it up about an inch before she fell.

 

Twice more she tried, hoping that whole "Third time's a charm" thing would work out for her, but she couldn't make it up that stupid, ridiculous tree.

 

As she sat with her back against the tree, sick of this endeavor for the moment, a thought suddenly struck her.

 

And she doubled over and started to laugh.

 

She laughed until she was wheezing, her insane cackles giving way as she fought to get enough air to make any noise at all.

 

Tears streamed from her eyes, dampening the fur of her face.  Ah, Meesh, she scolded herself.  You blind idiot.

 

She got herself a nice hold of some saidin and wove a few flows of Air around her bundle.  It lifted from the ground.  She turned back to the tree and began to climb, the bundle floating in the air behind her.

 

Finally she reached the branch she wanted.

 

She scurried out on the limb, the bundle still following her loyally.  Looking down, she smiled mischievously.

 

There, she was looking down on the back of a man's head.

 

And his behind, too.  He was mostly immobile, what with his head and hands trapped in a piece of wood.  A burst watermelon was falling in pieces from his face, juice trickling down and black seeds sticking in random places.

 

Excellent, she thought to herself.  The fun is only just beginning.

 

The bundle floated around to hang 10 feet above the man's head.

 

"BOMBS AWAY!" Meesh yelled gleefully, and a shower of nuts, of all kinds, began to fall from the upended sack down onto Ed's head.

 

As a last treat, she dumped the huge, overripe tomato down, watching delightedly as it exploded on contact.

WHEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YEEHAW!!

 

;D

[Locke]

*raises hand* Sooo... Does Eddie get an award if he put in the stocks every month? :P

Talya made a rule that one can't be in the stocks twice in a row.  No doubt it was made just for that....

 

*chucks a pair of rotten tomatoes at Ed to get started*

[Talya]

meesh I love that post :D

 

Picks up a crate of moldy old peaches and channels to through them one by one at Ed. First at his right cheek, then the left and the next right between the eyes

 

 

[Talya]

Ed you have 30pts to give out 10pts to the best three throwers at the end of this. Plus you get 10pts for participating ;)

[Locke]

Oh, points....

 

*straps himself in and takes off in his F-16* 

 

It had been awhile since had last flown, almost 1 hour, so it took him several moments, 5 to be exact which equates to 7 minutes and 30 seconds, to adjust.  However, he got through it with minimal damage; the White Tower in Tar Valon was still at 2/3 of its regular height, and there was even a small section of Caemlyn mostly intact. 

 

Satisfied that he knew which button was which, he headed over to where Ed was being held hostage.  He had been "found out" via a vote for person most wanted to be held hostage, although the official account is for being vegetarian. 

 

His thoughts drifted towards the word "vegetarians" being a disgraceful one in that it said nothing about fruit.  As he followed this train of thought, and indeed went through a full rant among the railroads of his mind, he fell asleep.  His elbow hit a green button with a yellow smiley face.  (Apologies to Asmodean; accidents happen)  Upon this, he woke back up and exclaimed, "Mayonnaise would taste so much better with ketchup!", causing a controversy that would last centuries (249 years, 4 months, and 6 days to be exact). 

 

This said, he continued his mission, and arrived at his location, right above where Ed was being held in the stocks (well, 2 millimeters to the right, but that's OKAY)  He pressed a button.  The button was a small purple one, with little red daisies drawn on it.  The button also caused a torrent of rotten fruit and vegetables, cabbage, cucumbers, lemons, HARD apples, PIES, guavas, tomatoes, etc., to cascade down upon the Edward.  After a couple minutes of this, the vegefall stopped and, after a momentary pause, the waterfall began.  Green, hot, stinky, "water" poured down upon Mr. Eddie for 32.69 seconds upon which it stopped.....and nothing happened (at all, anywhere)....and nothing happened again.....and a very large ROTTEN pumpkin landed on Ed.

 

[alannalynn]

*snort* So... he can't be sent to the stocks twice in a row, but he can be sent every other, right? ;D

[Locke]

That's right.  *reloads*

[Locke]

Also, thanks to Meesh for the F-16.  Let this be proof that Happy Points ARE, in fact, useful.

[Talya]

So we have a fight on now between Locke and Meesh...anyone else going to come up to the block...so to speak!

[Lord of 13]

*weaves a burst of spirit, threaded with fire, and sends the pulsating intricacies wafting towards Ed*

[Talya]

I want to know what those 'pulsating intricacies' are?

 

:D

[Lord of 13]

The weave, more or less. Don't try to unweave it! :P

[Talya]

hmmm... sounds intriguing :D

[Locke]

Almost as intriguing as garlic bombs!  *drops some on Ed*