Verb: It's more than just an action

[Naeann]

A long time ago, in a land far away... (or a few orgs down.. take your pick) There was a disturbance happening at the White tower.  It seems a new recruit to the warder's guild had arrived.  He was no ordinary Algai though.  He was rather short.. and kind of furry.  He enjoyed running around the tower and hiding from the other warders under the skirts of the women of the tower.  He also took quite a disturbing liking to the moat monster but that's another story for another time....

 

I really can't remember meeting Verbal.  He was just suddenly there.  I started to notice the ole Pg-13 sign seemed to be around alot more.  He was crazy and goofy and drew lots of people to him because he's a very funny, friendly guy.  He had an affair with the moat dragon and walked around claiming to be an Ewok.  He likes to do lists and I saved the one he did for me because it always cracks me up when I read it....

 

List Of Reasons Naeann Was Not On Verbal's List Of Things To Do Before He Dies

 

1.  In hoping she'd notice her absence from the list, Verbal expects her to administer a stern spanking.

 

2.  Due to the fact that Verbal loves spankings, see item #1.

 

3.  Verbal is a bad bad ewok, and deserves a spanking.  See item #2.

 

4.  Verbal has run out of good reasons, and must resort to blatant lies.  See below.

 

5.  It is all Vemy's fault - he made the list.

 

6.  Naeann was #1,2,3,4,and 5 on the list, but a devious bunny came along and destroyed the list.  See item #5.

 

7.  Verbal is really stretching here, but just realized he wants 10 items.  This is not good.  Uh, see item #5.

 

8.  See item #11.  What?  There's no item #11?  Go figure.  Verbal blames Vemy.

 

9.  Ok, Verbal's totally out of ideas.  This item can be replaced by whatever will make Nae spank Verbal.  See items #1,2,and 3.

 

10.  kfjdlkfdsjflkdjsflkdsjf.

 

He should start doing the lists again.  Those were awesome.

 

I got to know Verbal more when he joined in the madness that is Mafia Addiction.  He is a force to be reckoned with in the game and it's a very big honor to me that he claims that I was his mafia mentor.  In all the time we've been playing the game together we've only been on a team once and he backstabbed me in it. One day, my furry friend, one day! (did I mean revenge or did I mean one day we'd actually be a real team? ;) )

 

I finally convinced Verb to join msn so we could talk more and he made an account (just for me) and proceeded to use it about two weeks before never logging on again.  Somehow in the midst of all the mafia games and harrassing each other at the white tower.. I convinced him to join Shayol ghul.  It's been a tough haul getting him to post enough to give him some points as incentive and now he is somewhat active.

 

Barm and Verb pulled me into a skype chat one night while they were playing WoW and convinced me to sign up to play as well.  One night while chatting on there we got onto the subject of the Shayol Ghul Cor'souvra bond and we decided to do it.

 

Verb has come to be a great friend that I care alot about.  I celebrated with him when Logan arrived and battled it out in mafia games just to hug and go on when it's done.. no matter which side won.  I've been ewok molested and picked on and had a true friend that's there when I need one. (I somehow always end up with furry, abusive, perverted, amusing people to bond)

 

I know he really had me go first so he could make his funnier and better.. but alas, here is what I have.  Verb, I would like nothing better than to be your Cor'souvra.

 

[Moghedian]

That was a brilliant list :D

Good luck, you two! ;D *Stabs*

[Naeann]

Thanks Moggy. *stabs back*  It was a very good list.  I wish I had saved the other one that this one is based off of too.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Good luck you two, that was great Nae

[Naeann]

Thanks Pete ;D... I did try. :-\

[ed2funy]

Whoooo...Go Nae!

 

Get him girl. :D

[Emperor]

when did you two start dating again?  *g*

[Naeann]

When I stole him back from you?

[Emperor]

I HATE YOU FOR THAT!

 

 

[Naeann]

I have three very important assets that you lack?

[Emperor]

3?  WOW!  So it was you in Total Recall.... wow....

[Verbal32]

Ok.....here we go.

 

Hmm....what to add?  Nae pretty much said everything about how we met and became friends.  Although she's stretching on the MSN thing...I was on there for maybe 3 days.

 

But I'm on Skype a bit now when I play WoW, and she's funny to talk with.  Funnier than Barm, but we all knew that anyway, right?  And if Emp could take off the diaper and play late, I'd be even happier.  8)

 

Anywho, it's time to make a list.  It's hard to make one on call, as they usually just spring to mind randomly, but here we are.

 

 

 

Top Reasons Why Verbal Should Give His Soul To Naeann

 

1.  It requires blood and saliva, and therefore means I get to spit on people to activate it.  Oh, Empy....

 

2.  Nae was the 2nd person on this site to become my friend, meaning I've known her longer than I've known everybody else except one person.  See how witty that was?  My maf skillz rox.

 

3.  These get harder and harder to do.

 

4.  That's what she said.

 

5.  She's sucked me into various spots before, so I might as well go this way, too.

 

6.  The previous item was intentionally vague, just for the following item.

 

7.  That's what she said.

 

8.  Really though, I'm on MSN, Skype, and Shayol Ghul because of Nae.  She's cool sh*t.

 

9.  She's rl friends with Barm, and that makes Verbal happy, as Barm makes me look funnier.

 

10.  Not in a "funny like an idiot" kind of way, either.  Funny as in I'm awesome.

 

11.  Verbal just realized this list is the longest he's ever made.  It's soo long!!!

 

12.  That's what she said.

 

13.  Ok, that joke is old now.  Leave it to Verbal to just slam something repeatedly...

 

14.  That's what....ok, ok, I'm kidding.  Nae's awesome, and I'm honored that she asked me to Mindtrap her.

 

15.  Wait.  She's got THREE?!?!?!?!  Giggity.

 

 

Nae, let's do this.  ;)

[Naeann]

To Emp and Verb... yes... Didn't you know Barm is a boob?

 

Verb that was great!  (That's what she said)  On to the next part I guess.

[Barmacral]

Ok, first, thats Bosom, not boob, and Bosom means a pair of boobs, so technically that would be two extra assets.

 

Also, you consider me an asset, and more importantly, an asset worthy of Verbal's sex drive?

 

I'm rather confused as to how I should be feeling about this.

[Naeann]

Barm.. we are talking about someone who HAS had sexual relationships with a moat monster.

[Verbal32]

I resemble that remark.

[Carwyn]

Ahhh, Nae you are much too awesome to be consorting with the likes of a Gnome. *shakes head* :D

[aemonkristen]

*looks at the moat monster*

 

YOU CHEATING BITCH!!!!

[Barmacral]

You don't get out much, do you?

[aemonkristen]

*is too emotionally distraught to answer*

[Naeann]

The moat monster is male.. and has been with Verbal for well over a year now.  Though he did pretend to break up with him for a short period.

 

Cat.. the gnome is cute!  And furry!  Ok.. the gnome is an Ewok!

[Verbal32]

Ahhh, Nae you are much too awesome to be consorting with the likes of a Gnome. *shakes head* :D

 

*uppercuts Cat in the ankle*  >:(

 

 

The moat monster is male.. and has been with Verbal for well over a year now.  Though he did pretend to break up with him for a short period.

 

Cat.. the gnome is cute!  And furry!  Ok.. the gnome is an Ewok!

 

I've been with Bob for about 2 years now, I think.  It's on and off....he just isn't good with commitment.

[Naeann]

Bumps up in case Far missed it.  I checked. It has at least 500 words.. even without Verb's list I added in there.

[Carwyn]

wait wait wait... if they are furry that means it is gnome wrangling time!! *grabs electric razor*

Here gnomey gnomey gnome. Catherine won't hurt you... much. we are just gonna take a little off the top.

[Naeann]

Is it sad that, since I've heard your voice on skype, I can now almost hear you saying these things?  I do that with Barm's posts too.