The Real Deal

[a pale tanned lover]

I'm now an Asha'man, not just that, i'm the only REAL Asha'man the rest are just plastic Asha'man ;D

[Talya]

Ohhhh...you show off, LOL

[a pale tanned lover]

Well i was going to suggest that everyone who hasn't got the same HIGH stats as me should give me 5 push ups, but then realized you would have my life :D

[aemonkristen]

*jumps out from behind a column and rushes at Merlot brandishing a tazer*

 

*fzzzztttt*  *fzzzzztttttt*

 

 

[TheMasterDude]

I was going to say be nice...But then I remembered you were shadow. So I'll just tell ya to go rampant and create some chaos!

 

 

*Throws a few fireballs over his shoulder and doesn't care where they land*

[LedZepMan]

*looks up at pale from my drink*

 

alright, lets start the lighty killings.

 

*weaves thunder bolts and randomly sets them off*

[a pale tanned lover]

*is amazed at Led's bent over position that he uses to set off his thunderbolts*

 

Lets not kill all the lighties............we need a few slaves

[LedZepMan]

if you say so sir.

 

and oh, i forgot the toast.

 

*channels cups and booze over...Pendleton ok?....pours drinks and hands to the Ashi*

 

cheers mate.

[a pale tanned lover]

As they say..............Up yours mate.............and down the hatch

 

 

[aemonkristen]

Watch your language Merlot!! i'm SHOCKED! We really don't need to hear what you do with your mates!  :D

[a pale tanned lover]

Obviously not a drinker then Aemon ;)

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Weaves a shield*

 

*Gets blasted by fire and lightning*

 

Ouch! I'm hurting, where are my hello kitty bandages.

[Talya]

You dropped them over there...*points to the snake pit*

 

:)

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Gets on his belly and starts hissing*

 

*Attempts to weave an illusion...*

 

Well here goes everything!

[Talya]

Wouldn't it be easy to wrap air around yourself as a shield... ?

 

;D

 

but I will have to give you 5pts for originality :D

[a pale tanned lover]

A snake? i wonder if it really does taste like chicken?

 

*turns oven on ready*

 

The best way to kill a snake is to chop the head off, isn't it?

 

*prepares a razor sharp weave of air*

[Al Jenn Mael]

Well after my last Air shield attempt ended in a fire ruin, I had to switch methods!

 

Snake tastes as much like chicken as anything does, I would recommend some salt and butter if you want to try some. I'll try to bring one back from the pit.

[a pale tanned lover]

Actually Al it was your head i was going to chop off......pretty good illusion  ;)

[Talya]

I'd like it with Garlic butter please!!!

[a pale tanned lover]

Al's head ???

[Talya]

Just fry the eyes in bread crumbs :)

[a pale tanned lover]

Fried Al's eyes in bread crumbs and garlic sauce.....why do i feel hungry now :D

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Attempts to weave an illusion of a snake posing as a soldier posing as a snake*

 

*Slithers as fast as possible away from Pale*