The Bela Thread (Full Spoilers).

[feliasgrimm]

You know.. they need some way to seal the dark one's prison. Something to hold it together.... an adhesive of some kind. Perhaps a glue. What could we use to make a glue from...

 

Anyone got a horse?

[water_seeker]

Anyone got a horse?

 

I don't have a horse..but I was a false Messiah once...I had a false Prophet and everything.

[Luckers]

I was a real messiah, but I quit because I didn't get along with the management.

[cleantoe]

You know.. they need some way to seal the dark one's prison. Something to hold it together.... an adhesive of some kind. Perhaps a glue. What could we use to make a glue from...

 

Anyone got a horse?

 

I think Boxer from Animal Farm was used for exactly that purpose!

[Auld Manriva]

Messiah? ... Bad gig IMO. We all know what happened with the last one. Well... most do at any rate.

 

 

I think Bela is a re-incarnated Budweiser Clydesdale from the "First Age". You know... This one.

If This Ain't A Hero of the Horn I Ain't Never Seen One

 

 

[clu7ch]

Your glue idea has been discussed already. Bela will sacrifice herself to seal the darkone away. It's only like 6-7 pages to read, and they're all hilarious.

 

A moment of prophecy is at hand!

And Bela descended onto the tinkers and said: LET THERE BE INTERWEBS

 

[feliasgrimm]

Now that I've had a chance to read the whole thread:

 

1) I'm disappointed that I didn't come up with the glue thought first. Oh well.

 

2) I'm claiming the bela-kills-tamandred by bucking him off theory as my new favorite.

[royale]

thank you

that was real funny

and i really needed

to laugh today

 

 

have happy new year everybody

[ed2funy]

o.0

 

A little awkward...

 

But ok...

 

You're welcome....?

[clu7ch]

*A Flash of brilliant light, and oats spewing everywhere as the Apostle of Bela descends from the heavens to bump this thread a tiny bit*

 

All glory to the neigh, whinny, NEIGH

[ed2funy]

What's up Brother?

 

How goes your neigh?

 

:D :P

[clu7ch]

it goes well!

It saddened me that I had to dig so far for this thread...at least it didn't get sucked back down into the pre-release threads on this board.....I thought about bumping some of those for shnitz and giggles. answering peoples speculations and whatnot.

[ed2funy]

lol...I did that once...during the two board spoiler split...I went to the wrong board and put that Verin was in fact Black....oops. :D

[clu7ch]

They should read faster or stay off speculation boards :P their own faults.

[ed2funy]

lol..some didn't have the books yet.

:D

[clu7ch]

I bumped a 'what chapter names do you want to see' thread.....did it for the lulz.

[ed2funy]

Hmmmmm....I want to go check it out!

:D

[clu7ch]

as a side note, have you seen these?? I lol'd hard at the asmo one(s)

LINK

[ed2funy]

lol!

Those were nice.

:D

[clu7ch]

it was about time i made a siggy.

[ed2funy]

:D

Omg...I am taking that...i will get someone to put it in a rotation...

Of course..if you say I can?

 

Can I?

[clu7ch]

yessir :D

a church is a community :D

[ed2funy]

*steals siggy*

 

Sweet. :D

Now, I just have to go to the siggy request board and make ask someone to make em rotate. :D

[papertiger]

Bela is the true Banner of Light. Can somebody please look up whether or not she was at Falme? It would be perfect circumstantial evidence for Hawkwing's comments to Rand.

[ed2funy]

:D

I think she was in TV...maybe....but she is not bound to the mortal laws. She could easily have been there....I mean.she killed Asmo!