Ask doctors if Stimulus is right for you! (PG-13, barely)

[Toy and Minion]

 

I couldn't stop laughing.

[Narina Menderlin]

hehe

 

Thats really clever.

[Talya]

what do you know, the site is banned at work!!! >:(

[el Nynaeve]

::) :P

[Toy and Minion]

Youtube is banned? :o

 

Death to all non-believers!!!

[Talya]

We have a lot of blaocked sites at work... :(

 

Now I have seen it...LMAO

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, we haven't felt the good side of that stimulus yet.

[Talya]

I'm still awaiting...

 

 

[el Nynaeve]

Dunno why, didn't find it that funny.

[Talya]

I think the American authority is having a hard time getting it up, even with stimulus!

[Toy and Minion]

American Economy, actually.

 

Though now that I think about it, it could be aimed at Government Suits. ;D

 

Dunno why, didn't find it that funny.

 

How unfortunate. :-\

[Talya]

I was thinking more of them, lol

[Toy and Minion]

I've got nothin' to say right now, so let me show you this:

 

[Talya]

Talking of Tanks, I was following one today, but it was on the back of this lorry, but it's turret was pointed right at me as I was driving along, a bit unnerving actually!

[Toy and Minion]

See, random pics open up the doorways to untold adventures.

[el Nynaeve]

Haha, love Pundit Kitchen. :D

 

There's a guy who lives just down the road from me, has a tank on his driveway. He drove the other week just behind me and all I could see in the rearview was the tank and half his face peering out of what passed for his windscreen. ;D

[Toy and Minion]

Never seen a tank on the road IRL

[mmeeshal]

Me neither.  And I thought the video was funny, but not THAT funny.  Not LAUGH OUT LOUD funny. :P

 

Not to kill the conversation again.

 

If I wanted to do that, I'd *stabs thread with a knife*

[Toy and Minion]

Meesh...are you home?

[mmeeshal]

Yes I am.  I'm sitting on my comfy bed all showered and on the internet. :D

[Toy and Minion]

Okay...that's strange...

[mmeeshal]

Why?

 

Or

 

No it's not!

[Toy and Minion]

If you say so. >.>

[mmeeshal]

I do say so.

 

So it's so.

[Toy and Minion]

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Book of Flood

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   i   In the beginning, the Nomads roamed the land.

  ii   And the Eternal Wanderer lead the way.

iii   And Innos spoke to the Eternal Wanderer, "lay aside your

       staff!"

  iv   And in its stead, Innos gave him a scepter. And the Eternal

       Wanderer became His servant.

   v   And Innos gave him a part of His divine power, so that he

       might curb the doings of Beliar.

  vi   And the power was fire, and he controlled it as he saw fit.

vii   But some among the Nomads would not follow Innos. And the

       people of the Nomads were divided.

viii   And those who followed Innos erected great temples, and they

       became the people of Varant. And the scepter became the token

       of their rulership.

  ix   And Innos spoke to His servants, “erect a portal for me, so

       that I might reign over this world in all eternity.”

   x   And His servants did as they were bidden.

  xi   But when Beliar saw what the servants of Innos were doing, He

       screamed with rage.

xii   And a Being of ancient power heeded His call, and arose from

       the earth. And some other great beings arose as well.

xiii   But the time of the great beings had come to an end, for thus

       was the will of Adanos.

xiv   And Adanos called a flood, and the Being was washed off the

       earth.

  xv   When the servant of Innos realized what was happening, he had

       the five divine artifacts brought into the temple.

xvi   And the people of Varant perished, staff and scepter sank down

       into the waters.

xvii   And Adanos said to His brothers, “nevermore shall you set foot

       in my land, for it is sacred.” Thus shall it be.