Okay, I have a Question for you all?

[Talya]

Is Piglet a boy or a girl?

[TheMasterDude]

Defiantly a boy, I remember my Winnie the Pooh very well *nods*

 

The only girl was Rabbit.

[Talya]

Now I always thought that rabbit was definately a boy.. hmmm

 

 

[Dunbar]

Piglet's a boy

 

jeez!

[Talya]

But he's pink...and Jelly's right Kanga is a girl, because she has a little baby called Roo.

[Zophiel]

Piglet is a boy. lacking pants, and with a high-ish voice, but def. a boy. Kanga was the chick in the 100 acre wood. . .

[Talya]

So who was the father of Roo?

[Zophiel]

No one knows. Whoever he was, he apparently skipped town when he heard he'd knocked-up Kanga, and she refuses to speak of the matter. All she says is "Glad he's gone, not complaining. Roo's a good boy. A good boy. . . "

[Talya]

Not Christopher Robin, or maybe Rabbit, you know what they can be like...

[Dunbar]

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No one knows. Whoever he was, he apparently skipped town when he heard he'd knocked-up Kanga, and she refuses to speak of the matter. All she says is "Glad he's gone, not complaining. Roo's a good boy. A good boy. . . "

 

Does she seriously say that?

 

If so, Poo has some seriously adult undertones : p

 

I bet he was an alcoholic

[Talya]

Thats why he has such trouble with his memory...

[Zophiel]

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If so, Poo has some seriously adult undertones : p

 

Didn't you ever wonder why Eeyore was always so depressed? Why he wallowed in such self-loathing all the time?

 

I'm not saying he was involved in the Ms. Kanga Affair. But there's something there, and Christophier Robin wasn't old enough to realize it . . .

 

;)

[Dunbar]

This is some heavy shit xd

[Talya]

This is just so totally serious..

 

Really Zopi, wow I never knew that, but I guess it explains alot, I guess he must be on the vallium to help..poor Eeyore!

[Zophiel]

All I'm saying, is -- look at the characters in a different light, right?

 

Tigger-- either a bipolar tiger(!), or a tiger addicted to speed/ crack/ meth. .  Ever notice how he's always bouncing? Sooo much excess energy he literally cannot contain himself, and his speech is a little slurred?

 

The Kanga and Roo family-- discussed previously

 

Eeyore-- Seriously depressed, eats only thistles, which he dislikes. This may indicate suicidal tendencies.

 

Rabbit-- hates everyone and everything. Anger management issues. Could be a budding sociopath.

 

Owl-- Thinks he's better and smarter than everyone else. Severe narcissistic disorder.

 

Pooh-bear-- Obsessive Compulsive with regards to honey, bordering on psychosis.

 

Piglet-- still an innocent, much like Christopher Robin, at least for the time being.

 

C'mon folks, we're the Black Tower-- how the hell can we not see severe emotional problems everywhere we look?

[Toy and Minion]

Tigger is Roos dad.

[Talya]

I've always known he has a soft spot for Kanga, so that explains a lot...

[Vanion]

We all know that Piglet and Pooh-Bear are a little on the fruity side.

 

Personally, I think that Piglet is on the receiving end. He isn't innocent!!

 

He probably just tries to forget the honey covered rape of his tended self.

[Zophiel]

Vanion,

 

Hm. I admit you have a point. Some would attribute Pgliet's childishness to him being a child, but you are quite correct in thinking it could also be a defence mechanism. I don't think the guy could ever be seme, so def. uke, in which case. . . "honey-rape" is quite an interesting term.  :D

[Toy and Minion]

Are we forgetting the Hephalumps and Woosles?

[Talya]

I agree not nice...

 

So does that explain why Rabbit always has honey in his cupboard!

[Talya]

*consoles Lucy*

 

And there was me thinking Winnie the Pooh was sweet and innocent..

 

*goes to take all the copies out of my daughters room*

[a pale tanned lover]

*Hopes no-one mentions captain pugwash* really some of those children's books/programs are just full of wrong I enjoy them more now then when I was a kid ;D

 

*wonders why tayla is watching winnie the pooh and cackling*

[Zophiel]

PTL,

 

Ohhhhh, yeah. I caught an episode of Smurfs a while back, and got to thinking about Smurfette being the only female and her strange attatchement to Granpa Smurf. . . the cartoons of my childhood were so weird when I look back. Carebears (holy crap!) . . .

 

oddness. ^_^

[Talya]

they certainly were odd..

 

And I remember Captain Pugwash too, how they got away with that, lol.

 

And of course we all know that Dylon in The magic roundabout was doped up..