Fantasy Football

[SBoydW]

Sunday after 2 pm EST would be perfect here

[Shamaeso]

just let me know when, lot of chiefs to draft and roster isn't set yet.../smirk

[SBoydW]

Go matt cassel.....  *goes to die laughing*

[Corki]

I hope my internet doesn't play up too much tonight as it has been doing all weekend...

[Emperor]

And it is done.....

 

Here are the results...

 

 

Round 1

1. Adrian Peterson Karana's Cru...

2. Michael Turner Kynwric's Gh...

3. Larry Fitzgerald Yard Chiefs

4. Maurice Jones-Drew ibleedorange

5. DeAngelo Williams Emp's Egoman...

6. Matt Forte Team Diablos

7. LaDainian Tomlinson Hax's Hussies

8. Drew Brees Cackalack At...

9. Brian Westbrook Paityr's Pic...

10. Aaron Rodgers Boyo's Soy B...

11. Steven Jackson Seggie's Sit...

12. Pierre Thomas Corki's No H...

 

Round 2

1. Antonio Bryant Corki's No H...

2. Frank Gore Seggie's Sit...

3. Andre Johnson Boyo's Soy B...

4. Brandon Jacobs Paityr's Pic...

5. Randy Moss Cackalack At...

6. Peyton Manning Hax's Hussies

7. Tom Brady Team Diablos

8. Steve Smith Emp's Egoman...

9. Chris Johnson ibleedorange

10. Dwayne Bowe Yard Chiefs

11. Roddy White Kynwric's Gh...

12. Calvin Johnson Karana's Cru...

 

Round 3

1. Clinton Portis Karana's Cru...

2. Reggie Wayne Kynwric's Gh...

3. Tony Gonzalez Yard Chiefs

4. Greg Jennings ibleedorange

5. Kurt Warner Emp's Egoman...

6. Steve Slaton Team Diablos

7. Anquan Boldin Hax's Hussies

8. Marshawn Lynch Cackalack At...

9. Marques Colston Paityr's Pic...

10. Derrick Ward Boyo's Soy B...

11. Tony Romo Seggie's Sit...

12. Philip Rivers Corki's No H...

 

Round 4

1. Matt Ryan Corki's No H...

2. Brandon Marshall Seggie's Sit...

3. T.J. Houshmandzadeh Boyo's Soy B...

4. Terrell Owens Paityr's Pic...

5. Marion Barber Cackalack At...

6. Wes Welker Hax's Hussies

7. Jason Witten Team Diablos

8. Ronnie Brown Emp's Egoman...

9. Antonio Gates ibleedorange

10. Larry Johnson Yard Chiefs

11. Dallas Clark Kynwric's Gh...

12. Roy Williams Karana's Cru...

 

Round 5

1. Ryan Grant Karana's Cru...

2. Donovan McNabb Kynwric's Gh...

3. Pittsburgh Yard Chiefs

4. Braylon Edwards ibleedorange

5. Vincent Jackson Emp's Egoman...

6. Chad Ochocinco Team Diablos

7. Thomas Jones Hax's Hussies

8. Eddie Royal Cackalack At...

9. Matt Schaub Paityr's Pic...

10. Willie Parker Boyo's Soy B...

11. Hines Ward Seggie's Sit...

12. Santonio Holmes Corki's No H...

 

Round 6

1. Kevin Smith Corki's No H...

2. Owen Daniels Seggie's Sit...

3. Kevin Boss Boyo's Soy B...

4. Greg Olsen Paityr's Pic...

5. Chris Cooley Cackalack At...

6. Jay Cutler Hax's Hussies

7. Anthony Gonzalez Team Diablos

8. Santana Moss Emp's Egoman...

9. Carson Palmer ibleedorange

10. Matt Cassel Yard Chiefs

11. Steve Breaston Kynwric's Gh...

12. Eli Manning Karana's Cru...

 

Round 7

1. Bernard Berrian Karana's Cru...

2. Joseph Addai Kynwric's Gh...

3. Stephen Gostkowski Yard Chiefs

4. New York ibleedorange

5. Ben Roethlisberger Emp's Egoman...

6. Darren McFadden Team Diablos

7. Baltimore Hax's Hussies

8. Tennessee Cackalack At...

9. Philadelphia Paityr's Pic...

10. Lance Moore Boyo's Soy B...

11. Minnesota Seggie's Sit...

12. Anthony Fasano Corki's No H...

 

Round 8

1. Reggie Bush Corki's No H...

2. Rob Bironas Seggie's Sit...

3. Chicago Boyo's Soy B...

4. Kris Brown Paityr's Pic...

5. David Akers Cackalack At...

6. John Carlson Hax's Hussies

7. Dallas Team Diablos

8. Knowshon Moreno Emp's Egoman...

9. Ryan Longwell ibleedorange

10. Bobby Engram Yard Chiefs

11. New England Kynwric's Gh...

12. Jonathan Stewart Karana's Cru...

 

Round 9

1. Devin Hester Karana's Cru...

2. Muhsin Muhammad Kynwric's Gh...

3. John Kasay Yard Chiefs

4. LenDale White ibleedorange

5. Dustin Keller Emp's Egoman...

6. Lee Evans Team Diablos

7. Torry Holt Hax's Hussies

8. Joe Flacco Cackalack At...

9. Beanie Wells Paityr's Pic...

10. Le'Ron McClain Boyo's Soy B...

11. Jamal Lewis Seggie's Sit...

12. John Carney Corki's No H...

 

Round 10

1. Miami Corki's No H...

2. Cedric Benson Seggie's Sit...

3. Jason Campbell Boyo's Soy B...

4. Felix Jones Paityr's Pic...

5. Darren Sproles Cackalack At...

6. Julius Jones Hax's Hussies

7. Matt Hasselbeck Team Diablos

8. DeSean Jackson Emp's Egoman...

9. Donnie Avery ibleedorange

10. Jamaal Charles Yard Chiefs

11. Chad Pennington Kynwric's Gh...

12. Kellen Winslow Karana's Cru...

 

Round 11

1. Ray Rice Karana's Cru...

2. Kevin Walter Kynwric's Gh...

3. Mark Bradley Yard Chiefs

4. Jerricho Cotchery ibleedorange

5. Jason Elam Emp's Egoman...

6. Mason Crosby Team Diablos

7. Nick Folk Hax's Hussies

8. Donald Driver Cackalack At...

9. Laveranues Coles Paityr's Pic...

10. Carolina Boyo's Soy B...

11. Michael Crabtree Seggie's Sit...

12. Derrick Mason Corki's No H...

 

Round 12

1. Fred Jackson Corki's No H...

2. Zach Miller Seggie's Sit...

3. Matt Prater Boyo's Soy B...

4. David Garrard Paityr's Pic...

5. Donald Brown Cackalack At...

6. Jeremy Shockey Hax's Hussies

7. Percy Harvin Team Diablos

8. Tim Hightower Emp's Egoman...

9. Kyle Orton ibleedorange

10. Brad Cottam Yard Chiefs

11. Nate Kaeding Kynwric's Gh...

12. Josh Brown Karana's Cru...

 

Round 13

1. San Diego Karana's Cru...

2. Domenik Hixon Kynwric's Gh...

3. Kansas City Yard Chiefs

4. Visanthe Shiancoe ibleedorange

5. Tampa Bay Emp's Egoman...

6. Ted Ginn Jr. Team Diablos

7. Sammy Morris Hax's Hussies

8. Rashard Mendenhall Cackalack At...

9. Heath Miller Paityr's Pic...

10. Michael Jenkins Boyo's Soy B...

11. Jake Delhomme Seggie's Sit...

12. Kenny Britt Corki's No H...

[Emperor]

Emp's Pre-season Ranks...

 

1. JD - D2

2. Karana - D1

3. Empy -D2

4. F Horn -D2

5. Kynwric - D2

6. Paityr - D1

7. Hax - D1

8. Empy's Bro - D1

9. Corki - D1

10. Soy - D2

11. Seggie - D2

12. Sham - D1

 

 

[_Kynwric_]

Matt Cassel has a strained MCL, looks like Sham's season is off to its normal start.

[SBoydW]

You wound me emp... :'(

[Haxorsist]

The Yard Chiefs are looking just right now. That is, pretty much only KC players. I like it. :D

[Emperor]

Boy... why do you have two defenses?  I am going to tell you straight out... Carolina defense is weak this year... and I am a fan of the team.  We have secondary trouble... Peppers may or may not give it his all.... we have a big hole in our defensive line... I would strongly suggest dropping them.  Who knows... I could be wrong (and I hope I am). 

 

Pros - WR (lets hope that Schaub injury isn't serious...)

Cons - RB: you don't have much depth unless someone gets hurt.  Parker is injury prone but could be a beast if he actually plays the entire season.  You also don't have a strong second RB in that W/R slot but Lance Moore has Brees throwing to him.

[SBoydW]

my comment was purely in jest... but thanks for the analysis.

[Emperor]

I hope you don't do well because you are a Smelly Pirate Hooker and I need to dominate SPH's so I can play my brother in the championship!

[Justen Diablos]

All fantasy football analysis is good until Thursday kickoff, then everything will go crazy.

 

Will the Hax curse replace the Madden curse as the biggest in Football when LT gets Bo Jackson'd on the first play from scrimmage?

 

Will picking A. Rodgers in the first round pay dividends or backfire horribly?

 

Can anyone beat a team whose first two picks were Purple Jesus and Megatron?

 

Will Empy's Bro settle on a team name and ride it through the whole season or continue to go name whoring for the remainder?

 

Will either Brandon Marshall or Michael Crabtree take a snap this year or will Seggie be forced to play Raider WRs?

 

Is Ibleedorange really the best team coming out of the draft? (I think they might be)

 

Finally,

 

When I beat Empy and Paityr in the playoffs on my way to an epic shootout with Karana in the championship game will they both cry like girls?

 

JD,

Fantastical

[SBoydW]

no worries emp... we all know my twams are destined to collapse at some point.... no matter ho well they do to start or finish... I will never be allowed to win a championship.... its a universally known fact.

[Justen Diablos]

This Just in...

 

Tom Brady is a God Amongst Men.

 

JD,

Unbelievable!

 

OH!

[SBoydW]

I hate the Bills special teams....