Favourite Asha'man - Discussion

[Elgee]

*Stuffs a handfull of cigarettes in Conny's butt, lights them and then bends him double so he can do a two fer one*  ;D

 

*Goes to kiss Mmeesh's butt all better*  :D

[Talya]

LMAO

 

You're not going to make him Kiss Jadyn's butt... ::)

 

Q it was nice knowing you, brief thought it was.

 

*slaps him on the back and watches the cigerette fall out*

 

Oooops!

 

*sniggers*

 

I wonder if I do it again another will fall out...*ponders*

 

 

[Elgee]

You might want to start slapping faster ... *eyes the rate at which the cigarettes are burning*

[ConQuest]

OOOO Get outa the wayyYYYYY!!!! *scrunches face and realeses a massive fart that Blows flames five feet out, starts slidding across the floor and shoots into a wall* Ooowwwwww

[Elgee]

*collapses with laughter!*

[Talya]

I guess ther is no point in slapping him now...

 

ROFL

 

that was good!

 

*looks at the hole in the wall*, wow, and powerful!

[Elgee]

He's a keeper, that one!

 

Just look at him - went right through a wall, and he's hardly broken at all!

[Talya]

Looks like we have a good'en here then, 'bout time too..

 

:D

[ConQuest]

*slowly gets up shaking dust off his coat and coughs out a cloud of dust*

 

IM OKAY... No need to help*a large chunk of wall that had been precariously dangly above him and fell scoring a direct hit on his head knocking him out cold*

[Elgee]

... dang ...

 

Tal, think we can get the other civie to move him out the way?

[Talya]

I think that would be a great idea...

 

*clicks her fingers to the other civie, then turns round to see that he had been standing by the wall where the hole now was. Looked through the whole and saw him hanging from the tree outside*

 

I don't think that'll work at the moment neither... :-\

[Elgee]

Tsssk ... now we'll have to go hunt down some more  :(

 

Or ... Heal these two?

[Talya]

hmmm...that is a dilema indeed, to heal or not to heal, that is the question.

 

We don't have to be too gentle with the healing ;)

[Vanion]

Why heal them at all?

 

They are Civies! Pain is supposed to build character. Let them suffer. If they can make it to Soldier with 5 or 6 broken bones, well, thats how they earn our respect!

[Elgee]

Yeah but we're bored and don't have anyone to play with. *sulks*

[Talya]

And we thought healing them, might provide a little entertainment for us. It would certainly sort the boys from the men ;)

[Elgee]

*Has fond memories of accidentally bonding Goldie's left foot, instead of Healing it* ... fun times!  ;D

[Vanion]

You were Bonded to a foot?

 

.....

 

*tries very hard to not break into laughter*

[Elgee]

*Sticks out tongue* ... at least no one else can lay that claim!

 

So THERE! *flounces*

 

:D

[Vanion]

*watches the flouncing with great appreciation*

 

;D

[Elgee]

*Pretends she doesn't know, but does it again*  ;)

[Jadyn alRaimon]

i have not-so-fond memories of my civiehood

[Vanion]

*Shields Jadyn and binds him in flows of Air as he walks towards him*

 

I was wondering when you'd sow up. There is a little matter between us of you branding my Aes Sedai.

 

Now then..!!

 

*Uses small threads of air to start pulling out Jadyn's finger nails one by one, then uses threads of Fire to carve "Elgee's Bitch" into his chest in bold letters*

 

Anything else you'd like included for punishment, Elgee?

[Elgee]

Aaaawww ... that's so sweet!

 

hmmm ... maybe a little (black) heart just ... there? *bats eyelashes*

[Talya]

Not bad craftsmanship...

 

You should be proud of that Jadyn... ;)