I'm feeling queer (not like gay).... (maybe)

[Dunbar]

So, slight headache. Nothing much, just a little something chillin' and relaxin' at the back of my head, occasionally reminding me that it exists. Dry mouth, I crave water. Yet, I have to pee. A lot. Also, occasional blurry memories of grabbing men's bottoms. I wonder what this strange affliction that has come upon me is. Also, some sort of short-term memory... not loss, but it's certainly a little blurry.

 

Oh deary me.

 

 

 

Post script: Upon looking at myself in the mirror I found that I had become a cat, with three whiskers adorning each of my cheeks and a little black spot I assume must be a snout (does this apply to cats?) on my nose. Also, a little heart.

 

And my pants smell like beer :(

[Alaksuleiel]

hahaha you're either trashed or hungover LMAO

[Haxorsist]

Seeing as yesterday was the last day of school before May 1st, he's probably hung over. But if he's any good, he should be well and drunk again in a matter of hours. That's right, Demi's a russ.

[Desiree]

i'm jealous, lol. what's the drinking age there? lol

[Twitchy]

Demi got shitfaced, yeah, trippin' balls!

[Haxorsist]

Drinking age is 18 for anything that contains less than 22 % ABV. 20 for the stronger stuff. *nods*

[Alaksuleiel]

:D so beer and wine it is then?

[Haxorsist]

And possibly vodka (Kalinka 22).

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

But drinking age doesn't matter, because we never abide by it.

At least I dont

 

 

[Dunbar]

I'll never touch alcohol again?

 

Maybe

 

...

 

But it needs me

[Alaksuleiel]

I understand completely Demi.....

[Far Dareis Mai]

I love Vikings! :D <3

[Dunbar]

'Cus we're so awesome and manly like?

 

I think that's why

 

Yeah

 

OO-RAH

[bad company]

Unlike demi

[Dunbar]

ooh...rah?

[Twitchy]

ooh...burn.

 

Is the correct usage of words and spaces and letters and punctuations.

 

[Dunbar]

And hyphen

[bad company]

or you could just burn them

[mcs0083]

I just had a Kahlua Mudslide

I don't follow the rules either DS ;)

[Alaksuleiel]

*shouts*

Awooga Awooga Girly Drink alert! Awooga!

[bad company]

HAHAHA! You set the alarm off MC

[Dunbar]

I like the way appletinis make me feel

[bad company]

You could join JD

[Azshaya]

You could join JD

JD tastes like paint remover :-\

[bad company]

Well maybe his appletini has been spiked