oh my god....

[Ireond]

I is not sleepies, thank you. I is also Workies.

IRC is an old chat program (Internet Relay Chat)

[Samuraiflip05]

Ahhh, I see.  Never heard of it.  Of course, I started out on Prodigy back in early 90's then went to AOL and haven't done chat until recently in the last decade. 

[Haxorsist]

Actually IRC is a protocol. mIRC for example is a program. *nods*

 

Someone is going to have to explain this IRC thing to me. I have heard of it, yet I know not how to access it's power.

 

Cad's (this is a new game. whenever Cads puts an apostrophe in the wrong place, we get to write Cad's) just go to http://www.sorcery.net/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=416 and write your nickname and login. When you're logged in you write /j # dragonmount [password] without the thingies. Raeyn will PM you the password if she hasn't already.

[Cadsuane]

*burns with shame*

[Dunbar]

IRC is awesome

[Samuraiflip05]

Okay, I found it, but I need a word.  ;D

[claireducky]

Okay, I found it, but I need a word.  ;D

 

*breaks into song*

 

Grease is the word, is the word, is the word....

[Joram]

Now if only Joram would come back, my DM fantasy would be complete! 

 

 

You rang?

[claireducky]

*faints*

 

It's 2002 all over again!

[Joram]

I have that effect on people.

Whom should I verbally abuse first? I'm a bit rusty but I used to be able to make women pregnant with just the opening paragraph of a good rant.

 

...

I had to stop when I started getting court orders for child support.

 

-Joram

Smoother than Jesus, more manly than Bush, but less of a whore than both.

[claireducky]

This could be the beginning of an *epic* thread.

 

Oooh pick me!  I love getting a good tongue lashing!

 

[Joram]

The girlfriend might hit me again if I did *that*

 

But I could always hang around here calling Emp bad names until my IP is banned or I get bored. That might be a bit funny.

 

-Joram

Cheap, but not as cheap as your mother.

[Joram]

In case you're curious, I am summoned to threads by my name.

 

Much like saying Bloody Mary into a dark mirror three times, I will appear in threads to make you bleed from orifices you wish you didn't possess.

 

-Joram

The Dick-Punch King

[claireducky]

In case you're curious, I am summoned to threads by my name.

 

Much like saying Bloody Mary into a dark mirror three times, I will appear in threads to make you bleed from orifices you wish you didn't possess.

 

-Joram

The Dick-Punch King

 

Isn't that kinda like Beetlejuice?  Where's your cute Christina Ricci sidekick?

 

 

[Joram]

Beetlejuice was a fan of dick punching?

 

I'm currently interviewing for the position of Sidekick.

 

Required:

You must be a high school graduate.

Use of "u" in place of "you" must cause blinding anger.

Must know how to set a full grown man on fire using only a zippo and a roll of toilet paper

Must self-medicate with judicious use of alcohol and caffeine.

Must be willing to wear a Naughty Nurse outfit.

 

Preferred:

Carry with you at all times, a quart jug of Anal Glide Lubricating Jelly

You never had pretend internet sex with a DM member.

You like setting people on fire

You will be prepared to staunch the geysers of blood that will flood from my nose when I begin ranting.

 

-Joram

Hookers have more self respect but I make better money.

[claireducky]

 

Must know how to set a full grown man on fire using only a zippo and a roll of toilet paper.

 

How about a can of WD-40 and a wad of dryer lint?

 

 

[Joram]

That would be cheating.

But I'd be impressed if you could do it with a wad of dryer lent and a Sponge Bob Square Pants lunch box.

 

-Joram

My loins. They burn with rage.

[Raeyn]

 

Wow hon, I thought you were just enjoying lurking in the shadows and occasional sending mocking PMs to people.. never thought she'd coax you into posting...

 

[claireducky]

 

Wow hon, I thought you were just enjoying lurking in the shadows and occasional sending mocking PMs to people.. never thought she'd coax you into posting...

 

 

 

 

 

Do not underestimate my powers. ^^

 

 

[Raeyn]

 

I do my best to not!

 

And it's a new day... let us see what madness waits.  <3

[Samuraiflip05]

And to think...prior to that he had 0 posts.  ;)