Bubble of EVIL....POP!

[Far Dareis Mai]

*waves whip*

 

Loyal minions of Shayol Ghul, let us wreak vengeance and havoc upon the Seanchan, so that they may know our might, and exceptional ability to annoy the hell out of people! ^^

 

Vile Seanchan! We shall teach you the mighty ways of the Ghul! Bow before us and pay homage, or thou shalt be stabbed!

 

*drags Empy off the Crystal Throne and strings him up from a tree*

[Barmacral]

STRING UP THE NOBILITY! AND THE WENCH WITH THE LEGS, I CLAIM HER LEGS FOR MY TROPHY CASE!

[Roka]

I can't believe empy is still alive, he was ancient when I joined and I'm ancient now, so what does that make him... really fecking old! HAR HAR HAR :P

[Ireond]

Raz al ghul?

[eclipse0]

*stabs Ireond*

 

I do not believe you were given permission to speak by the Mistress!

 

Let us raze the temple of this self proclaim Empress!

[Roka]

who's the empress? It's not Cads is it?

[eclipse0]

This Emperor person...

[Barmacral]

He's even bald, so he looks the part.

[Far Dareis Mai]

Barm, the leggy one must be my servant. You may have that funny fellow who writes manifestos...

 

*breaks all the Xbox 360's*

[Barmacral]

*Cancels all of Empy's favourite TV shows*

[Roka]

I'm miffed, I can't make my sound card to work, cus of the lack of proper drivers, damn you tron computers!

 

 

 

 

Roka

completely random

[eclipse0]

It was these so called "Chan" that are the reason!  It is time for genocide and the self proclaimed Seanchan Mafia are on the menu!

[Far Dareis Mai]

Yes! We are onto them! The 'Family' will cease to function! *steals SD's PS3*

[Cadsuane]

*Cancels all of Empy's favourite TV shows*

 

Barm. I'm afraid you're... you're getting funnier. This does not bode well for the balance of the 'verse.  :-X

 

[Roka]

you know what would be funny? If we made 5000 posts here, hillarious stuff *nod nod*

[eclipse0]

I think it's because I've been rubbing off on him.  I know it's not exactly legal to do that to a Canadian, but it's for the good of the Org...

 

 

*blows up all the plasma screens*

[Far Dareis Mai]

Ha! We've got one in our thread! Where is the Emper-ess?

 

*hexes Emp's Fantasy Football team*

[eclipse0]

I dunno, but we'll weed schler out somehow!

 

*sets Empy's TV guide on fire*

[Talya]

*walks in blowing bubbles of evil acid, destroying any elcetrical equiptment in her path*

 

Only one has the courage to turn up!

[Emperor]

While I was reading this post when it first went up, it made my companies entire network fail and I had to wait to reply. 

 

*stabs everyone in welcome*

 

I thought we banned Roka like years ago.  Oh we banished him to SG.  Just as bad.

 

ZING!

[eclipse0]

*catapults Trolloc feces into Empy's living room*

 

That will teach you to curse bless us with Roka's everlasting presence...

[Emperor]

When did Barm become a Fox exec?

 

Ok I am now thinking about what 'evil' I can do to Eclipse's account...

[Cadsuane]

the leggy one must be my servant

 

*serves FDM; serves her far, far (no pun intended, but accidental puns are still awesome) better than anyone has ever served her before*   8)

[Roka]

Hm, this reminds me of a story our profesor once told, about 80 years ago in Beijing, due to political schemes, a group of officials was banished to Kunming (in a province that is in south-west of China), then, 15 years later, top people in Beijing were replaced and the new political powers invited the 15-years ago banished officials back, welcoming them with open arms and whatnot... but the banished ones did not want to come back, for life in Kunming was in everyway superior to that in the rest of China, so they stayed in Kunming.

 

Moral of this story. You may think you have it good, or even the best, but that's only because you are not aware there are greener pastures out there that put your world to shame. IE, SG and BT.

 

 

So, now, how many talking-points do we actually have going on here, hmm...

[Emperor]

Until you become a member of the Chan and experience the goodness that is this org, you can certainly not compare your orgs versus this one.  FDM is a closet Chan.