To he who farts lightning bolts

[The winds of Time]

I salute you Eclipse!

 

*quickly salutes then falls over laughing*

[eclipse0]

I need a lawn, so I can yell at kids to stay off it...

[Talya]

You can borrow mine...just needs mowing first!

 

I see Winds is as obscure as always!

[Tayol]

you can borrow my lawn mower and cut mine also

[Talya]

He now has a new job of Odd job man!

[eclipse0]

We have to find a different name... O.J. Man doesn't quiet fly any more around these parts

[Talya]

So who can we have instead, who can fly?

[eclipse0]

Niel Patrick Harris!!!

[The winds of Time]

a lawn? so that i can throw dog #### in?

[Roka]

Manual labor odd job man! MLOJM! Spells like blowjob in my mind *nod nod nod nod nod*

[eclipse0]

You want me to give you a what????

[Tayol]

lol

 

well you are going out right?

[Talya]

They may only be on their first date, that would be a bit presumtious!

 

[Dunbar]

Eclipse farts lightning?

 

Sweet

[Talya]

Then the thunder follows!

[Tayol]

and this smell which lasts for hours

[Talya]

Ohh, I thought that was just you...>.>

[Tayol]

no its not me, I shower daily

[Talya]

But do you use soap?

[The winds of Time]

probably not.

[Tayol]

no shower gel; and shampoo

[Elgee]

I thought Roka was the hairy one?

[Dunbar]

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no its not me, I shower daily

 

 

Bathing in the sewers don't count

[eclipse0]

Aye, William Wallace is ten feet tall. And if he were here, he'd destroy the English with fire from his fingertips and lightning bolts from his arse...

[Tayol]

and he baths also....