TEN REASONS WHY I WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR SOUL'S!!!

[Blig Blog]

1. I hate you all.

2. Jelly stole my tea.

3. I hate you all.*stabs*

4. HA HA

5. I hate you.

6. BLAH

7. Soul's taste good, you all should try it...before...you know...I EAT YOUR SOUL.

8. DABA DABA DOO

9. I want my own food network show. How to cook a soul.

10. I am the one and only BLIG.

 

Have a nice day.

 

If you want to know right now how to cook a soul I will teach you if you post your Q's here.

 

But there is a price... :D

[Moghedian]

*Blinks* Such anger...

*Takes Blig to a therapist*

[Blig Blog]

Uh huh ... uh huh... okay this is bull$#!&

 

*stabs therapist and eats his soul*

 

Moggy i think he didn't know what he was doin' ................

[Mightelove]

You are, of course, assuming we have souls?

 

Needless to say, you shouldn't make that assumption.  You'll starve to death on what souls you find here.

 

*twaps*

[Blig Blog]

hmmmm i'll just go to the other places here in dragonmount...*goes off*later comes back finishing a soul from the Aiel*

 

 

there are still souls to be found...Burp    *stabs*

[Gerrendus]

What is this...Soul...that you speak of?

Is it what I gave to the Dark One when I started my trianing here?

Is it in any way similar to this myth about Hearts that I heard?

[Blig Blog]

yes what you gave the dark one when you came here...

 

1. kill someone

2. pull out "the beating red thing in their chest called a "heart"

3. eat it then you have eaten their soul... ;D

[LordDaemonDracos]

That does work sometimes. But unfortunately the soul is not always connected to the heart. Although hearts are rather tasty, particularly with a nice bernaise sauce and some asparagus.

[Blig Blog]

Yes and open it up an add crunched up eyeballs.... yum!

[Moghedian]

Ever tried a heart with just a hint of citrus? Quite extraordianry...

[Toy and Minion]

Ooo...stop the torture!

 

*goes to kill his neighbor*

 

Ah, now you can continue.

 

*wipes mouth*

[Jelly]

*just...blinks*

Wow...I feel enlightened...

*goes off to stab someone, rip out their heart and eat it*

[Dunbar]

what the smell

[Blig Blog]

yes ... yes now someone go and eat hilary clinton's heart .........she can't be president I...WILL...DIE...FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mightelove]

Why bother stabbing.  Just rip it out with your bare hand.

[Jelly]

Hm..but I imagine that might be a little difficult..I mean it's deep in there isn't it?..

[Moghedian]

*Splutters*

Nobody cares about my vote, but I'm backing Obama.  ;)

[Jelly]

Who?

[Moghedian]

The other democratic ...*

*can't remeber the word :-\

 

[Blig Blog]

I want that dude with the hair to win...you know...the one with the hair... ;D

 

WHAT!?

[Dunbar]

Hillary for pres!

 

since bill is cool

[Jelly]

Ok...

[Blig Blog]

damn you demi...  Hilary must DIE

[Jelly]

Oh my..is she that bad? Haha, who could be worse than your last one? ;)

 

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms2002.htm

 

 

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

*chuckles*

[Blig Blog]

Yes she is that bad...she wants to take down video games...and other cool things.

 

this is what will happen if she wins the election... :'(