Everyone do the Time Warp

[Emperor]

Yes, the Seanchan is bring you the musical experience that is Rocky Horror.

 

*taps his high heeled foot for a beat and winks at Corki*

 

 

A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds

Will get sand in his face when kicked...to the ground

And soon in the gym, with a determined chin

The sweat from his pores, as he works for his cause

Will make him glisten...and gleam

And with massage...and just a little bit of steam

He'll be pink and quite clean

He'll be a strong man, oh honey...

But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs

Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arm, and legs

Such an effort...if he only knew of my plan

In just seven days, I can make you a man

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

Do the snatch, clean and jerk

He thinks dynamic tension

Must be hard work...

Such strenuous living

I just don't understand...

When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man!

 

[Cadsuane]

Come along, everyone. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting.

 

*drags Banders into thread*

 

 

*serves "dinner"*

[Kara_J]

Yay! *does the timewarp*

 

Just don't sing Dammit Janet....*begs*

[Emperor]

I think we have our first request of the evening.

 

*puts on some lipstick*

[BridMorgan]

OMG!!  One of my favorite movies of all time!!!  I so love Tim Curry in Lingerie!!!  :o :D

[Emperor]

Wait until you see Emp in Lingerie...  Curry has better legs though.

[BridMorgan]

Well, maybe then, but his legs ain't so hot now.... ;)

[Corki]

Wait until you see Emp in Lingerie...

 

I just have a bad mental image of this at the moment...

[Guest silver89]

And it doesn't go away!!! :o

[Barmacral]

*roars in on his motorcycle*

 

*Pulls out the sax*

 

Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!

[Emperor]

*bends over to pick something up*

 

Stop looking at my sweet transylvanian ass.

 

I looked and looked... but Rocky wasn't on TV last night.  That made me sad.

[Cadsuane]

It's because I shot him with a laser. *nods*

 

 

[goldeneys]

yeah...it's always Cads's fault... >:(

[Samuraiflip05]

  How do you do

I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

  Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie

 

  I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

 

  Right!

 

  We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

 

  Well you got caught with a flat

Well how 'bout that

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night

 

  Night!

 

  Or maybe a bite

 

  Bite!

 

  I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Hit it! Hit it!

I'm just a sweet transvestite

 

  Sweet Transvestite!

 

  From Transexual

 

  Transylvania

 

  So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici...pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom