The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

*breaks loki's jaw*

[GrandpaG]

* sucks down a bottle of multi-vitamins *

* jumps over the toll pole like a hurdler *

Gwampy ain't gonna pay no toll, Red!!!

Catch me if you can!!!

 

* runs like blue blazes *

* smiling over his shoulder *

;D

 

* hears the "George of the Jungle" theme *

Watch out for that...

TREE!!!

 

 

TTTHHHHUUUUDDDD!!!!

 

* laying on the ground expecting Red to catch up at any moment expecting extra for trying to avoid the toll and running away *

::)

[reyler]

Gwampy, it's 9:52 at night and you're old, shouldn't you have been in bed four hours ago?

[Jelly]

*twaps reyler* :P ;D  :D

[loki redfern]

*breaks revels mirrors by looking in them*  :P

[reyler]

*deflects with antitwap shield!*

[Jelly]

Wow :o

[loki redfern]

*stabs with mirror shards*

[GrandpaG]

I had a power nap on the couch after work so I'm good for...

* panting from all that spamming *

maybe a little while more?

 

* tip-toeing past broken mirror pieces *

* bubble of evil bursts *

* thousands of little Gwampys rise from the mirror pieces *

* juggling their balls *

* blowing out mustache ends *

* smiling *

:o

 

* a small squeek coming from the little fellows gradually grows louder *

* louder *

* LOUDER!!! *

 

 

PPPPFFFZZZAARRRTTTMMBBGG!!!

 

 

* a thousand Gwampy voices in unison proclaim *

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!  ;D

LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD, PINKY!!!

>:D

>:D

>:D

8)

[reyler]

*collects all the Minigwamps and leaves them on a desert island until they either die off, eat eachother, or reproduce*

[GrandpaG]

* mini-Gwamps climb up on top of each other's shoulders *

* they're images of the First Fool of Fiddlesticks, you see *

* number 1,032 slips and almost falls to the desert island below *

PPPHHHEEWWW!!!

That could have HURT!!!

 

* last mini-gwamp reaches the top *

* sticks out thumb pointing upward, arm fully extended *

* passing helicopter gives them a lift to the big island *

* hula dancers and fruity rum icy drinks abound *

A BAD DAY IN FANTASY IS BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY IN REALITY!!!

8)

[reyler]

*instead packages them and sells them in the toy stores next to the Barbie dolls*

[Jelly]

*giggles*

[loki redfern]

*watches gwampies flirt with barbies*

[GrandpaG]

>:D

[Jelly]

:D

[GrandpaG]

My sisters used to let me help them change the clothes on their Barbies...until they realized that I was actually having fun!  It was OK as long as I was working (helping them with a task)...but let ME get some good out of it too????  NO WAY!  >:(

 

(remember, Jelly...this is just fantasy world humor...I'm fibbing...AGAIN!)  ;)

[Jelly]

Hehe :D

(I know ;))

[GrandpaG]

Even though I would obviously rather stay and spam until be time, the wife's sisters and brother are coming this weekend to put together the cemetery urns...so I get to clean my garage so she's not embarrassed.  Why doesn't that compute?  ???

 

Have a good weekend!  I'll pop in if I can.

[Jelly]

Bye bye, GrandpaG! You too. :)

[GrandpaG]

I couldn't get into DM for the past couple of days...thought maybe I was being punished for something I might have said...looks like nobody was able to spam!!!  :o

 

 

Check out "Happiness" over in the Wagons of the Tuatha'an.

 

It's so good to be back in the world of fantasy...but the wife wants some computer time, so I guess I'll go jam with the Eagles until bedtime!  CD's are wonderful!!! :)

[GrandpaG]

Have a good weekend!

 

(3 days here in U.S.  Memorial Day Monday holiday)

[Jelly]

Aww...you do know there are backup boards?

[loki redfern]

hehe its spring holiday here

[Jelly]

Indeed ;D