The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

* dreams about the cat claws *

* scratching ever so gently *

* purrs a smooth, silky, Gwampy purr *

* remembers he's still inside a coleslaw cheesecake *

:o

 

I gotta git outta here!!!

:o

[reyler]

Inside? Gwampy, you're the sole ingredient  ::)

[loki redfern]

no hes not

 

Ingredients:colslaw (gwampy), cheesecake (gwampy), water

[GrandpaG]

* sighs blissfully *

:)

[loki redfern]

aww ..so can we ear you now?, ill give revel an extra large piece, i know shell like that ..and if she dont you will, so its win all round :D

[GrandpaG]

Gotta go mow the grass (lawn).  >:(

 

That's what I get for complaining about SNOW!!!  >:(

[loki redfern]

hehe i just finished mowing my self (the lawn, not myself in person), thats why you were only going back topage five for this thread and not page 55 ;D

[GrandpaG]

The wife had a day off from work today for a stress test (she's getting old, too).  When I got home from work, she had the rest of the lawn mowed.  Must be her ticker is OK?  ::)  Gave me more time for spamming!  ;D  She's a good woman.  ;)

[loki redfern]

awww thats so sweet. you know youll pay for it later . perhaps why you havent posted here in two days?

[loki redfern]

evil?

[loki redfern]

proably following the teneants of 'take a lover, we wont be long'

[GrandpaG]

:o

:o

:o

 

NNNNNOOOO!!!!

 

:o

:o

:o

 

* thinks it over *

ponder...

ponder...

ponder...

 

OK!!!

 

It's OK!!!

 

;)

[loki redfern]

there is a toll for being ok, pay in smiles

[reyler]

*breaks loki's jaw*

[GrandpaG]

* sucks down a bottle of multi-vitamins *

* jumps over the toll pole like a hurdler *

Gwampy ain't gonna pay no toll, Red!!!

Catch me if you can!!!

 

* runs like blue blazes *

* smiling over his shoulder *

;D

 

* hears the "George of the Jungle" theme *

Watch out for that...

TREE!!!

 

 

TTTHHHHUUUUDDDD!!!!

 

* laying on the ground expecting Red to catch up at any moment expecting extra for trying to avoid the toll and running away *

::)

[reyler]

Gwampy, it's 9:52 at night and you're old, shouldn't you have been in bed four hours ago?

[loki redfern]

*breaks revels mirrors by looking in them*  :P

[reyler]

*deflects with antitwap shield!*

[loki redfern]

*stabs with mirror shards*

[GrandpaG]

I had a power nap on the couch after work so I'm good for...

* panting from all that spamming *

maybe a little while more?

 

* tip-toeing past broken mirror pieces *

* bubble of evil bursts *

* thousands of little Gwampys rise from the mirror pieces *

* juggling their balls *

* blowing out mustache ends *

* smiling *

:o

 

* a small squeek coming from the little fellows gradually grows louder *

* louder *

* LOUDER!!! *

 

 

PPPPFFFZZZAARRRTTTMMBBGG!!!

 

 

* a thousand Gwampy voices in unison proclaim *

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!  ;D

LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD, PINKY!!!

>:D

>:D

>:D

8)

[reyler]

*collects all the Minigwamps and leaves them on a desert island until they either die off, eat eachother, or reproduce*

[GrandpaG]

* mini-Gwamps climb up on top of each other's shoulders *

* they're images of the First Fool of Fiddlesticks, you see *

* number 1,032 slips and almost falls to the desert island below *

PPPHHHEEWWW!!!

That could have HURT!!!

 

* last mini-gwamp reaches the top *

* sticks out thumb pointing upward, arm fully extended *

* passing helicopter gives them a lift to the big island *

* hula dancers and fruity rum icy drinks abound *

A BAD DAY IN FANTASY IS BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY IN REALITY!!!

8)

[reyler]

*instead packages them and sells them in the toy stores next to the Barbie dolls*

[loki redfern]

*watches gwampies flirt with barbies*

[GrandpaG]

>:D