The Gwampy Thread

[Alys Kinch]

we are glad to have you here, verbal.

[loki redfern]

wow im a percentage of a reason that brought a person to spam, i feel quite honnored, thank you kind sir *bows*

[GrandpaG]

Welcome, Verbie!!!

 

I too feel honored to be a contributing factor to your posting in Fiddlesticks...however, be forwarned...it can be habit forming!!!  Not that it's bad for you like smoking those dadgum nasty beautiful lovely luscious cigarettes...quite the opposite...it does a body good to spam in the land of Fiddles.  It's just that, uh...well...you can get hooked!!!  And the withdrawl symptoms can seem unbearable!  Let's say, for example, that you get used to spamming for say about 4 to 6 hours for free each weekday and you REALLY get to where you ENJOY your time in the world of fantasy.  Then, through no fault of your own, your company goes bankrupt and you lose your gravy job and have to work for a living and don't have the high speed internet at your disposal and you hate to spend your time in the wonderful world of make believe when you're supposed to be spending quality time at home with your wife and grandkids!!! >:(

 

Was I drifting off there for a moment?  Sorry. ::)

 

Anyway, enjoy this magnificent place but do so responsibly, please.  And keep a weary eye out...there are beings that exist here that just LOVE to consume body extremeties, entrails, etc.!!!  You might want to consider planting some fingers to grow clones of yourself to use for spare parts! ;D

[loki redfern]

*waters gwampy parts*

[GrandpaG]

* bows deeply, slowly *

* blood rushes to head...has to stand back up * :-[

 

Thanks for the water, my friend!!!

 

* looks around nervously *

 

UUUHHHMMM...I haven't had any body parts eaten in quite a while...

do you know if Rey doesn't love me any more? :'(

 

;D

Manchester!!!

;D

 

When I'm off, I'm WAY off!!!  Isn't that a sea port?  I could go look it up on a map, but that's too much like work. ;)

[loki redfern]

ah, tis an island my spammy friend

[GrandpaG]

When the red, red robin goes bob, bob bobbin along...along.

 

* Gwampy hums the tune to himself *

* realizes that's a REALLY old song *

:o

* stops humming *

 

Nothing really worth posting...just had to revive the thread!

Guess I'll see how many have viewed my Tinker post.  Bye!

[Thorum]

:D

[loki redfern]

hehe my grandma does that too.. shes a crazie :D *is proud*

[Toy and Minion]

*steals reddy so he can have pride*

[GrandpaG]

Brand New Today!

 

"Merk and Mosk"

 

Over in the Children of Light group.

 

[glow=red,2,300]SPAMMERS NEEDED!!![/glow]

 

;D

[Toy and Minion]

really?  Hmm...  I'll think about it.

[GoodGrief]

Don't you let this thread die now  >:(

[GrandpaG]

Don't you let this thread die now  >:(

 

OK  ;D

[Jelly]

*hugs GrandpaG* :)

[Thorum]

why have you left us for so long?

[reyler]

Well sheesh, he can't be rising from his grave EVERY night, you know, he's old.

[GrandpaG]

I finally came clean with the wife and admitted that I have been talking with beautiful women from all over the globe in DM.  She obviously thought that I just had to be lying, so now it's OK if I "check my posts" for a few minutes here and there.  If she ever logs on and checks out my spamming she'll probably ban me from the internet...she doesn't know she's married to a dirty old man.  This is the only place that I practice the trade. (where is my "evil" icon when I need it?)  Anyway, I've been missing DM lately.  I finished reading Elantris (OK) and Mistborn (Very Good)...I've totally beaten Age of Empires III...haven't been in the mood to create & record original music.  Throw in the wife's lack of understanding about my spamming habit, and here I am.  I did re-caulk the bathroom sinks for her before I logged on...her family is coming for Easter dinner...can't have old caulk on the bathroom sink...no sir re- Bob!

 

I won't lie and say that I'm back for 4 - 6 hours a night like I used to enjoy at work.  Those are glorious, precious memories of days spent in the luxurious world of fantasy.  But, now they are gone.  With the U.S. economy in the state that it is I doubt that I will ever have that opportunity again.  I will, however, always retain the fond memories of many, many fun-filled stimulating hours spent spamming with some of the most creative people in the universe!!!

 

By the way...most of you are fairly well educated and I assume that many of you will once again automatically vote Republican in the upcoming elections.  This is what I think of that:

 

* sticks out wet, drooling Gwampy tounge *

* blows a sloppy raspberry, aiming carefully to hit Republicans only *

* inhales deeply *

* repeats Republican-only raspberry*

* keeps blowing until he can't breath any more *

* passes out *

* comes to much, much later *

 

What...where am I?

Must have gotten off on that Republican-raspberry kick again.

Gotta quit that crap...won't wake up one of these times.

 

* waddles away, shaking head grogily *

* thinking out loud *

 

And to think that I used to BE one of those guys!

 

* shakes head disgustedly *

>:(

 

[GoodGrief]

*carefully pokes the political statement to see if it will move*

 

Ebullient pinata dance party!  :D

[reyler]

I think me, DSage, and Alys are like the only Americans left who post here regularly, and I, at least, don't care about the elections. I already explained this to be on account of my vote having no factual relevance.

 

Henceforth, salad!

 

[Jelly]

oooh I like the look of the third one..are those nuts on the top?

[reyler]

I don't know, I don't eat things that never had a nervous system.

[Toy and Minion]

I could care less about who wins the election either.  As long as it is not Hilary.

 

*is not a sexist*

[reyler]

I'm actually a little anti-McCain. He's always seemed kind of shifty to me.

*pours RC Cola into Toy's shoes*

[Toy and Minion]

Anyone who stays with Bill after all that has got issues that need to be resolved.  Preferably with a 12-gauge