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The person above me went easy on the person above the person above me, who, quite apart from being tasteless, doesn't appear to realise that whatever rules may or not exist in this thread are quite beside the point! And the point is this: I made a jam slice last week and it was nice. Phear my newfound culinary prowess! *bakes the person above the person above me into a meringue and offers to share*

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If the person above me had used as an ingredient anyone other the the previous person above me, I might have been tempted to sample her meringue (lessin' it were loki cause ain't no amount of baking can burn off his cooties)

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Once my sister made brownies with cocoa that was ten years out of date. I'm not exaggerating by even a day. They tasted like vomit. Actually they tasted like the aftertaste of vomit. Anyway to cut a long story it turns out the artificial sweetener was the problem so the cocoa might even have been okay.

 

And will you please have a taste of my meringue? It needs eating.

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the person above is yellow on all counts, except for the cheese gland under his/her/its/their right eye orifice thingy which is green and mouldy.

 

and person , not necessarily directly but called revel, above, you called?

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the person above me shall be banned to the chamber of smelly tea bags for not introducing me to his pet mouse whiskers.

 

...if he has a pet mouse whiskers, which i assume he does.

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Person above Jelly is so young and strong!  Able to handle a Jelly single handed!  Such bravery!

 

* person above Jelly throws out chest, head gradually swelling *

* Gramps thwaps person above Jelly between the lookers with a two by four *

 

TTTTTTHHHHHHHWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

Run, Jelly!!!

 

RUN!!!

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The person above me has hit upon one of my pet peeves with American English. The word jam is just sitting around minding its own business. Why can't they just use it instead of knocking another word out of place and inventing one to cover it?

 

But they can keep their confusion over the word 'fanny' because it has provided me with much raucuous humour.

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