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Granted but you fall into deep debt because you can't afford the amount of food it needs to eat to keep its energy and the cleaning cost of it's glitter poop (it gets everywhere!)

 

I wish I could tell the story of when Bert and Ernie #%@×% #%×%/# and then @%%#× and #%@/×".

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Granted the wrong wish.
  • 2 weeks later...
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Granted, you now no longer have a car.

I wish I had an ultra delux mega super snow blower that does all the work remotely.

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Granted, but it becomes sentient and takes over the world when misinterpreting the definition of 'all the work'. Many lives are lost. The time of the snow blowers is upon us.

 

I wish I knew how to survive in a snowpocalypse.

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Granted. The holiday now lasts Six Hundred and Thirty Five years. Society collapses as everyone is on vacation.

I wish I'd stop getting the entire seasons snow accumulation in one night, and instead go back to how it used to be where we'd get snow spread over all 6 months of the winter season.

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Sure, no problemo. Granted. Now you get the entire season's snow accumulation every night for 6 months out of the year.  How's that snow blower doing?

 

I wish I could steal the wish of the person below me.

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Granted. You are a damane until you can channel through your own free will.

 

As for freedom, I wish to go with the flow as the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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Granted, but you will always observe others struggling to find their way.

 

I wish I had the confidence to sing and dance in public without fear of shame or embarrassment.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Granted, but that confidence can only last an hour each week. 

 

I want the darkness in Shadar Logoth to be back and obeying to my will >:)

  • 2 months later...
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Granted but you both got displaced to Jupiter (just the two of you, no luggage)

 

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

 

 

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Granted, you can only play chopsticks.

I wish the snow instantly melted on my driveway so I never had to shovel again.

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