Psychedelic Dream No 4192 ... feel free to post your own too

[Elgee]

So last night I dreamt that my mother (lying curled up on a bed), who died on the 31st of July, suddenly comes alive again. She seems to be healed, though very weak and still senile. She wants to get dressed, which sets my sister Heloise Rijke, off laughing hysterically because she gave all my mom’s clothes away. I see that she’s wearing my mom’s pink dressing gown and tell her to give it back, b..tch, but she isn’t having any of that.
Now I’m running around trying to find something in which to dress my mom, who’s wearing one of those open backed hospital thingies.
Suddenly I realise that I have to go to work, but what the h..ll am I going to do with my mom? Heloise isn’t fussed, she’s stroking her pink dressing gown.
Teresa’s all the way in Gordon’s Bay and it will take her at least 2 hours to get here.
I wonder if perhaps Chris, my good friend who’s just left, will help me out. That’s Chris Hemsworth, for those who don’t know. Yeah apparently he and his family are great buddies of mine. (I had to google his name to make sure how to spell it. Clearly I’m not his biggest fan. Seems like a nice chap though.)
I phone Chris, but he’s cell phone rings on the couch next to me – the idiot’s left it there again. Just as I pick it up, it rings, and it’s Chris calling from his wife’s phone to check where his is. I ask him where they are, because I need someone to babysit my mom so I can go to work. Chris says they’re climbing the Himalayas but he’ll order a helicopter to take them to the nearest airfield and catch a plane back – I must just hang tight.
… I have no words.

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

Mother, I do not have words. 

 

Just wow.

 

How vivid and bizarre.

[Taymist]

I need to lodge a complaint about the lack of hysterical laughing/crying emojis. How am I supposed to suitably respond that without them?! 

[Elgee]

22 hours ago, Dar'Jen Ab Owain said:

Mother, I do not have words. 

 

Just wow.

 

How vivid and bizarre.

 

Quite frankly, I think sleeping me is a crack addict.

[Elgee]

10 hours ago, Taymist said:

I need to lodge a complaint about the lack of hysterical laughing/crying emojis. How am I supposed to suitably respond that without them?! 

???

[Wildfire Sedai]

Okay, so I was gonna post my own...but realized none of them are PG-13.....    ? ?

[Lavandula]

Oh my? 

[Lavandula]

What exactly does a psychedelic dream entail? Is it just slang for weird or bizarre dreams or is it something more to it? ?

[Elgee]

10 hours ago, Lavandula said:

Is it just slang for weird or bizarre dreams

 

Yep!

[Lavandula]

Ok..cause google was ranting on about mushrooms and other unmentionable thing..lol google is good, but sometimes it is not up to date with the urban languages, and then I get in trouble?