"If you don't stop, you'll drive me mad!" "The Universe is already mad, anything else would be redundant."

Topless Towers!

*gets hit squarely with the chocolate pie* Who will notice with all this mud from the moat anyway? Besides, I haven't even been issued my novice whites yet! *uses dress to wipe away the pie and mud, or possibly smear it around a bit* *tossess dress to the floor and heads off streaking the Tower again* TTT Forever!!! *tosses a chocolatey snowball at the next poster*

Hello and welcome back! Have you ever wondered what the strangest, or even the most frighteningly bizarre bondings between book characters might be? Here's the chance to let your imaginations run wild! What if Lan had been bonded to Moghedien? Or who would have bonded Juilin Sandar? Please specify if the bonded pair would be Warder bonded or Sourva'Dar bonded. A poll will be created at the end of our Feast of Fools event for everyone to vote in, with special prizes for coming up with The Funniest and The Most Frightening pair to bond!

So we had a tough day at the shop when the door handle stopped working! This is one of our regular customers and the local builder trying to get into our shop on Friday. The customer is trying to climb in through our living room window!

Hey! No fair! That was my L ... *Pouts and throws a sharp bone from the bottom of the cookpot at Chef* 😛

Many years ago I used to post inspirational quotes in The Tower. Sometimes, if they had enough likes, I would start a topic for discussion in the White Ajah. I am getting this small tradition started again but this time I would like to invite everyone to post quotes and sayings that have helped them in life in someway. And if there is interest in one in particular, pm me and I will consider working with you to start a topic. The only rule is that the quote must uplift or inspire you in some fashion. Here is a poem to start us off; “Tell me of thine eyes And I will tell thee of thy heart. Tell me of thy feet And I will tell thee of thy hands. Tell me of thy sleeping And I will tell thee of thy waking. Tell me of thy desires And I will tell thee of thy need.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune

*dances a little ghoulish jig with her Sister from the Tower* Yay! I am glad you are here! I didn't want to spam the sticky. *Dances another jig with Dar'Jen and maybe even the Great Mistressy Lord of the Dark* 🖤 I do remember spit balls! Although we stuck them to the ceiling. In fact, I think it was just wads of wet paper flying everywhere in most classes! lol

And a L please

A P please!

*splashes in, bum first and comes up with a fish head and throws it at the chef* 🐠😁

Oooh! Congratulations Eirik! And congratulations to the Black Ajah! 🖤 *throws glitter everywhere* *stabbitistabbs and pours hot sauce over the wounds*

Oh Great Lady, I humbly beg your forgiveness and the pardon of your staff but was there a PM with more instructions on forevermore swearing my soul to the dark? 🖤

Bela Lives! *laughing* It was down to the odds of guessing that L You are up!

*laughing* Yes, of course! _ELA LI_E_ Guessed: A E L

There are both! _E_A ___E_ Guessed: A E

Ok, sorry this took so long to get up. It will either be really easy or really hard! ____ _____

Hello bhaktihere! There is absolutely no obsession with books, or The Books, of any kind around here! Nor any writers. Nope, none. *grins* 🤓 It's good to have you around and I hope you enjoy the boards. It's a slightly laid back time of year but it should pick up soon. We have some fun light rp at the bottom of the boards as well as formal rp down in the depths! Hope that you have fun exploring and find your way down.... Remember too, there are boards hidden within boards like nesting dolls around here, so join up with internal orgs for more discussion and fun!

Hello Figs & Mice! I also just love your name! But Mother Elgee and I have shared a brain for a while now, so no surprise there! I agree Juilin always did get half a story, what a Warder he'd have made! I also read NS really far along, after 4-5 rereads? It was great for context, and I liked seeing how it all started! Seeing how everyone set their course and putting it back in the storyline was great for me, but it did read to me like a quick dip back into my favorite world. Please come down and visit the social side when you get the chance. I say down because we are at the bottom of the boards, but a great place to make friends and have fun. It's a bit like if rl landed in Randland!

Oh wait! Mother's Milk in a Cup!

A M please?

How about a R?

And a P, please!

It’s Yuletide and that can only mean it’s time for…. 😇