"Does my arm really taste that good, or are you trying to wear a hole through it one layer of skin at a time?"

#thingsmycatsmakemesay

"Excuse me... that was my nose you were sticking your tongue up."

#thingsmycatsmakemesay

"Will you quit biting my head???"

#thingsmycatsmakemesay

"I don't know what your damage is, but I would very much like it to be less damaged right now."

#thingsmycatsmakemesay

So I've never claimed to be completely sane, but sometimes I wonder about myself.

I have had this habit of talking out loud to my cats for so long that I don't think I could break it if I tried. And sometimes, the things that come out of my mouth when talking to the cats... well, they amuse me.

Hence ==> Twitter.

I've been tweeting #thingsmycatsmakemesay off and on for a good year and a half now, and thought I'd share some of them with my tainted friends here.

Feel free to chime in with things your pets or children cause you to say that are, in or out of context, amusing.

 

O.o

 

Is true...

 

where be cindy and tress...

That is just way too cute.

*trundles off to bed*

*yawnnnnnn* sleepies

Roo!!!

Hai@u!

We be spammin'....

SUDDENLEH

 

...she stopped short.

*cheer!*

omgoodnessYUM.

Want to try.

I like cookies....

 

 

 

 

 

*hides*

 

*pulls le Thork out of his hiding place and gives him a tower of stacked spice-brownie-cookies*

 

For that be what I made

Spice Brownie Cookies?

>.>

<.<

*drool*

Tell me all about them!

That part is much better on rereads when you know what is actually going on and why, and can pick out the clues you missed the first time.

Ok, now I'm really hungry.

Randomly encountered in an image search for something completely different:

loldorable.

Ooh, another purty

 

I just set that as my phone wallpaper.

5 year olds can be really good at stuff like that!!!

Now if only you could win at Snakes and Foxes!

*cheer!*