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Posts posted by Songstress
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"You can calm down now. I will let you."
#thingsmycatsmakemesay
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"Daww... Cute, fuzzy little predator."
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This came with a photo:
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"Kate. You do not need more plastic in your diet. No, you do not."
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"I am not interested in having a cat fight on top of me at 5:30 AM. Do you understand me?"
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"I fail to see the attraction in drinking hot, soapy bathwater. Weirdo."
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"What? You're having issues? Would you like to tell me all about them? Meow?"
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"You have the WHOLE WORLD outside the house in which to throw up. Why must you run inside to do it on my carpet?"
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"IT IS NOT UPPY-TIME YET. SHHHHHHHH."
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"Just what I wanted! Cat fur all over the bathtub! THANKS!"
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"What are you going on about? Are you having fuzzy little issues?"
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"We're going to have a talk, you and I. And that talk is going to consist of "Hi. You're on my pillow.""
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"What's that? Sorry, I don't speak Whiner."
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"Yes, I had to mess with you. You are adorable. Adorableness must be messed with - especially when it is sleeping."
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"No matter how long you paw at that glass, you're never going to get to the kitty reflected in it. Just sayin'."
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"Will you please settle down? Are you trying to bruise my spleen?"
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"I'll take Whining Whiners who Whine for $100, Alex."
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"They say silence is golden. I would very much like to gild you right now."
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"Why are you following me around like a big lump of dumb?"
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"I see you over there, fuzzypants."
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"Such a whiner, Kitta! I shall call you Kit Fuzzington, because you are emo like Jon Snow."
#thingsmycatsmakemesay #gameofthrones
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"Well good morning, handsome! Aren't you just the sweetest -- OWIE. CLAWS."
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"I don't mind you being on my tummy, I'd just prefer that you don't... poke holes in it."
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"You're adorable. Have I mentioned that? In the past five minutes?"
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"I'm not so sure it's a good idea for you to lick that."
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Talking Aloud to Animals (Things My Cats Make Me Say)
in The Black Tower
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"You are far too fat to jump on my head. Don't even think about it."
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