RAWR INDEED.

what? what do you want? use your words.

 

i feel so bad when i find myself asking a meowing cat what it wants... happens at least twice a day tho...

 

they glare.

what? what do you want? use your words.

 

i feel so bad when i find myself asking a meowing cat what it wants... happens at least twice a day tho...

 

they glare.

This made me giggle. Talking to cats is often like talking to toddlers, isn't it?

why yes, you have a lovely butt, and that's just the part of you i want in my face right now, thank you so much.

I soooooo know that feeling.

look, you are both fixed. she does not want to play mount the lioness every night. what else do i have to have snipped for you to understand this?

Bahahahaa

i am going to close my eyes and pretend that you are not guarding a fresh kill on the pillow next to my head....

eep!

for the love of god, please, stop making love to the mouse and kill it already., it's been three weeks....

Mine never let anything live that long.

"Did he just bite your butt?"

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"Hello! Your name is Kittygo Monkitty. You are lying on the bed cutely. Prepare to be smooched."

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"What is this, a hostile takeover? Have we not had this discussion? MY PILLOW!"

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"Aww, good morning lover boy! Such love... so sweet... so... please don't bite my forehead >.<"

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"Do you have any idea how much I want you to shut up?"

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"Aww, patting my face... how very cute. PLEASE RETRACT YOUR CLAWS."

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"Look at you, all up in my face, with your big big eyes... and ears... pointed back. Are you trying to steal my soul?"

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"Do you mind settling down, please? And by settling down, I do not mean "smashing my arm". Thank you."

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"Did I say I wanted a kitty? Did I? Hmm? Ok, FINE. I have a kitty."

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"Can I please interest you in not being in my way?"

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"What are you telling the neighbors all about now?"

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"I can't see through you. You're black."

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"Why is your butt on my head? Oh, that's right. You're a butthead."

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"Dude. If you're going to puke, get off my stuff."

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"Did you seriously just sigh at me? Am I boring you?"

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"Yes, you're very sweet and lovey. Pardon me if I'm skeptical, you did just try to bite my forehead."

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"Do you realize how round you are?"

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"I'm very proud of the great strides you're making in not being a complete weirdo."

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"You, my dear, have a very fluffy butt."

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